I REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF HOENN WHEN I COULD GO OUT TO BATTLE AND NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEMS...
APART FROM THE ROCKS, ALAKAZAM, BLAZIKEN, MEWTWO, GROUDON...
OKAY MAYBE THE OLD DAYS WEREN'T GOOD TO BEGIN WITH.

TODAY I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT SO I WENT TO ALOLA.
WHY THE FUCK NOBODY TOLD ME THE BIG ASS CAT CAN USE FAKE OUT AND WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HURT SO MUCH

HELP!!! HELP I'M STUCK!!!!!! THIS IS BAD NEWS

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO BE ALIVE (AND NOT HAVE STEALTH ROCKS OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE)