The annoying thing about being a Metroid fan is that every time a new game comes out you have to pray that it does well or else the series could go on ice again for another 8 years.
Maybe that’s why Prime 4’s reception is making me freak out.
Maybe that’s why Prime 4’s reception is making me freak out.
December 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The annoying thing about being a Metroid fan is that every time a new game comes out you have to pray that it does well or else the series could go on ice again for another 8 years.
Maybe that’s why Prime 4’s reception is making me freak out.
Maybe that’s why Prime 4’s reception is making me freak out.
This isn’t all too relevant to my review so I’ll keep it separate.
The online conversation around this game is one of the most annoying I’ve ever witnessed.
If I don’t get a sequel because there was too much shitposting/misinfo being spread (lowering sales) I’m going to be livid.
The online conversation around this game is one of the most annoying I’ve ever witnessed.
If I don’t get a sequel because there was too much shitposting/misinfo being spread (lowering sales) I’m going to be livid.
December 8, 2025 at 7:04 AM
This isn’t all too relevant to my review so I’ll keep it separate.
The online conversation around this game is one of the most annoying I’ve ever witnessed.
If I don’t get a sequel because there was too much shitposting/misinfo being spread (lowering sales) I’m going to be livid.
The online conversation around this game is one of the most annoying I’ve ever witnessed.
If I don’t get a sequel because there was too much shitposting/misinfo being spread (lowering sales) I’m going to be livid.
#28) Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
It is just now dawning on my that I beat Prime 4. It feels so weird.
Emotions aside, this game is wonderful. I was a little worried after the reviews dropped, but those fears were very quickly sated.
Prime 5 can’t come soon enough.
It is just now dawning on my that I beat Prime 4. It feels so weird.
Emotions aside, this game is wonderful. I was a little worried after the reviews dropped, but those fears were very quickly sated.
Prime 5 can’t come soon enough.
December 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
#28) Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
It is just now dawning on my that I beat Prime 4. It feels so weird.
Emotions aside, this game is wonderful. I was a little worried after the reviews dropped, but those fears were very quickly sated.
Prime 5 can’t come soon enough.
It is just now dawning on my that I beat Prime 4. It feels so weird.
Emotions aside, this game is wonderful. I was a little worried after the reviews dropped, but those fears were very quickly sated.
Prime 5 can’t come soon enough.
#27) Smiling Friends (Season 3)
This was easily my favorite season so far (3 > 1 > 2). Every episode impressed me and had at least one god tier bit.
This was easily my favorite season so far (3 > 1 > 2). Every episode impressed me and had at least one god tier bit.
December 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
#27) Smiling Friends (Season 3)
This was easily my favorite season so far (3 > 1 > 2). Every episode impressed me and had at least one god tier bit.
This was easily my favorite season so far (3 > 1 > 2). Every episode impressed me and had at least one god tier bit.
It’s incredible how quickly Instagram can spiral me into suicidal ideation.
Anyways Metroid Prime 4 is pretty fun.
Anyways Metroid Prime 4 is pretty fun.
December 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM
It’s incredible how quickly Instagram can spiral me into suicidal ideation.
Anyways Metroid Prime 4 is pretty fun.
Anyways Metroid Prime 4 is pretty fun.
Made some stars in air riders if anyone would like to buy them
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Made some stars in air riders if anyone would like to buy them
#26) Kirby Air Riders
I have not played a game this immediately appealing in years - I’m really glad Nintendo is using the switch 2 hardware for fun more than fidelity.
The story is kino too.
I have not played a game this immediately appealing in years - I’m really glad Nintendo is using the switch 2 hardware for fun more than fidelity.
The story is kino too.
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 AM
#26) Kirby Air Riders
I have not played a game this immediately appealing in years - I’m really glad Nintendo is using the switch 2 hardware for fun more than fidelity.
The story is kino too.
I have not played a game this immediately appealing in years - I’m really glad Nintendo is using the switch 2 hardware for fun more than fidelity.
The story is kino too.
#25) Burn After Reading
Forgot to log this one lol.
Probably the weakest of the Coen brothers movies I’ve seen but that’s still like a 9/10 from any other director [review entirely stolen from my girlfriend]
Forgot to log this one lol.
Probably the weakest of the Coen brothers movies I’ve seen but that’s still like a 9/10 from any other director [review entirely stolen from my girlfriend]
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
#25) Burn After Reading
Forgot to log this one lol.
Probably the weakest of the Coen brothers movies I’ve seen but that’s still like a 9/10 from any other director [review entirely stolen from my girlfriend]
Forgot to log this one lol.
Probably the weakest of the Coen brothers movies I’ve seen but that’s still like a 9/10 from any other director [review entirely stolen from my girlfriend]
Good to see Air Riders’ story mode is continuing the trend of Sakurai’s plausibly deniable rants about Nintendo.
Always a treat.
Always a treat.
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Good to see Air Riders’ story mode is continuing the trend of Sakurai’s plausibly deniable rants about Nintendo.
Always a treat.
Always a treat.
#24) Fallout (Season 1)
I’ve never played the games so I can’t really speak much on how accurate this was to them, but I really liked this show!
The plot was much more thriller/mystery adjacent than I was expecting, which very pleasantly surprised me. Fewer repeat flashbacks next time tho pls.
I’ve never played the games so I can’t really speak much on how accurate this was to them, but I really liked this show!
The plot was much more thriller/mystery adjacent than I was expecting, which very pleasantly surprised me. Fewer repeat flashbacks next time tho pls.
October 31, 2025 at 5:16 AM
#24) Fallout (Season 1)
I’ve never played the games so I can’t really speak much on how accurate this was to them, but I really liked this show!
The plot was much more thriller/mystery adjacent than I was expecting, which very pleasantly surprised me. Fewer repeat flashbacks next time tho pls.
I’ve never played the games so I can’t really speak much on how accurate this was to them, but I really liked this show!
The plot was much more thriller/mystery adjacent than I was expecting, which very pleasantly surprised me. Fewer repeat flashbacks next time tho pls.
Sometimes I’ll be sitting in class and hear some bullshit like “shareholder-centric market strategizing” (in a fucking UX design class) and my mind will wander to how much happier I could be driving a tractor or whatever.
October 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Sometimes I’ll be sitting in class and hear some bullshit like “shareholder-centric market strategizing” (in a fucking UX design class) and my mind will wander to how much happier I could be driving a tractor or whatever.
#23) Terrifier 2
It’s the second Terrifier movie!
It’s the second Terrifier movie!
October 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
#23) Terrifier 2
It’s the second Terrifier movie!
It’s the second Terrifier movie!
#22) Terrifier
I watched this out of curiosity because I went to the HHN house for it at Universal. Wasn’t as disgusting as everyone made it out to be honestly.
I did not expect to enjoy Art as much as I did. He’s very silly
I watched this out of curiosity because I went to the HHN house for it at Universal. Wasn’t as disgusting as everyone made it out to be honestly.
I did not expect to enjoy Art as much as I did. He’s very silly
October 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
#22) Terrifier
I watched this out of curiosity because I went to the HHN house for it at Universal. Wasn’t as disgusting as everyone made it out to be honestly.
I did not expect to enjoy Art as much as I did. He’s very silly
I watched this out of curiosity because I went to the HHN house for it at Universal. Wasn’t as disgusting as everyone made it out to be honestly.
I did not expect to enjoy Art as much as I did. He’s very silly
#21) Idiocracy
It probably isn’t very woke of me to say I had fun with this. It’s not very good though.
It probably isn’t very woke of me to say I had fun with this. It’s not very good though.
October 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
#21) Idiocracy
It probably isn’t very woke of me to say I had fun with this. It’s not very good though.
It probably isn’t very woke of me to say I had fun with this. It’s not very good though.
#20) Fortnite: Daft Punk Experience
This is art. I fucking cried dude.
I never got to experience Daft Punk in concert, so getting this was the closest thing I’ll ever have. You can feel how much the artists who made this cared.
This is art. I fucking cried dude.
I never got to experience Daft Punk in concert, so getting this was the closest thing I’ll ever have. You can feel how much the artists who made this cared.
October 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
#20) Fortnite: Daft Punk Experience
This is art. I fucking cried dude.
I never got to experience Daft Punk in concert, so getting this was the closest thing I’ll ever have. You can feel how much the artists who made this cared.
This is art. I fucking cried dude.
I never got to experience Daft Punk in concert, so getting this was the closest thing I’ll ever have. You can feel how much the artists who made this cared.
#19) New Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt
This is the best franchise revival since Blade Runner 2049. I cannot believe how kino this ended up being.
This is the best franchise revival since Blade Runner 2049. I cannot believe how kino this ended up being.
September 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
#19) New Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt
This is the best franchise revival since Blade Runner 2049. I cannot believe how kino this ended up being.
This is the best franchise revival since Blade Runner 2049. I cannot believe how kino this ended up being.
#18) Lonely Magic
Didn’t realize this existed until today, had to give it a listen. I absolutely adore Rebecca’s music and this is no exception.
Captures a lot of the same feelings for me that Look Back did. Beautiful.
Didn’t realize this existed until today, had to give it a listen. I absolutely adore Rebecca’s music and this is no exception.
Captures a lot of the same feelings for me that Look Back did. Beautiful.
September 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
#18) Lonely Magic
Didn’t realize this existed until today, had to give it a listen. I absolutely adore Rebecca’s music and this is no exception.
Captures a lot of the same feelings for me that Look Back did. Beautiful.
Didn’t realize this existed until today, had to give it a listen. I absolutely adore Rebecca’s music and this is no exception.
Captures a lot of the same feelings for me that Look Back did. Beautiful.
“The Endless Now” is a really clever narrative representation of fascism. Wish it was talked about from that angle more
September 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
“The Endless Now” is a really clever narrative representation of fascism. Wish it was talked about from that angle more
Panty, Stocking, and Inferno Cop vs 4chan was a wonderful little surprise this week
August 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Panty, Stocking, and Inferno Cop vs 4chan was a wonderful little surprise this week
#17) Dear Me, I Was…
I bought this game on a whim and I’m very glad I did. A short but sweet visual novel with some of the most beautiful visuals I’ve ever seen.
It’s 8 bucks and only takes 45 mins to experience, go play it.
I bought this game on a whim and I’m very glad I did. A short but sweet visual novel with some of the most beautiful visuals I’ve ever seen.
It’s 8 bucks and only takes 45 mins to experience, go play it.
August 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
#17) Dear Me, I Was…
I bought this game on a whim and I’m very glad I did. A short but sweet visual novel with some of the most beautiful visuals I’ve ever seen.
It’s 8 bucks and only takes 45 mins to experience, go play it.
I bought this game on a whim and I’m very glad I did. A short but sweet visual novel with some of the most beautiful visuals I’ve ever seen.
It’s 8 bucks and only takes 45 mins to experience, go play it.
#16) Weapons
I didn’t like this movie as much as I wanted to.
On a technical level it’s excellent, but its conclusion does not live up to the expectations set by the premise.
I didn’t like this movie as much as I wanted to.
On a technical level it’s excellent, but its conclusion does not live up to the expectations set by the premise.
August 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
#16) Weapons
I didn’t like this movie as much as I wanted to.
On a technical level it’s excellent, but its conclusion does not live up to the expectations set by the premise.
I didn’t like this movie as much as I wanted to.
On a technical level it’s excellent, but its conclusion does not live up to the expectations set by the premise.
DK Bananza has been 100% completed.
I don’t know why I did this. I don’t feel anything.
I don’t know why I did this. I don’t feel anything.
July 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
DK Bananza has been 100% completed.
I don’t know why I did this. I don’t feel anything.
I don’t know why I did this. I don’t feel anything.
If you are a US citizen and the situation with Visa and Mastercard engaging in active censorship upsets you, I’ve written out a script you can use when calling your gov reps to support legislature that could stop it.
If anyone more knowledgeable wants to correct anything I’ve written, please do so.
If anyone more knowledgeable wants to correct anything I’ve written, please do so.
July 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
If you are a US citizen and the situation with Visa and Mastercard engaging in active censorship upsets you, I’ve written out a script you can use when calling your gov reps to support legislature that could stop it.
If anyone more knowledgeable wants to correct anything I’ve written, please do so.
If anyone more knowledgeable wants to correct anything I’ve written, please do so.
#15) Donkey Kong Bananza
I could write a dissertation on how brilliant this game is. Easily in the running for one of my all time favorites.
The finale is one of the best I’ve ever seen. Avoid spoilers at all costs, it’s worth it.
I could write a dissertation on how brilliant this game is. Easily in the running for one of my all time favorites.
The finale is one of the best I’ve ever seen. Avoid spoilers at all costs, it’s worth it.
July 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
#15) Donkey Kong Bananza
I could write a dissertation on how brilliant this game is. Easily in the running for one of my all time favorites.
The finale is one of the best I’ve ever seen. Avoid spoilers at all costs, it’s worth it.
I could write a dissertation on how brilliant this game is. Easily in the running for one of my all time favorites.
The finale is one of the best I’ve ever seen. Avoid spoilers at all costs, it’s worth it.