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TikTok video by Patrick Jenkins

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TikTok video by Patrick Jenkins

Thanks a million, Kǔmíng Fei Yu, my beautiful blossom 🌸, Far East Dumpling 🥟 Clapper Goddess! I don’t know what I’d do without you. I’m so blessed to have the hottest girlfriend on earth—she’s not only the hottest, but I basically don’t even need an oven or microwave in my kitchen because she’s my human cooker, using the power of the palm of her hands to heat up anything I could ever crave!! 🔥🖐️P.S. Since Sora sometimes wants to do 🌨️👃, every time I try to correct its super-realistic AI video generation to keep her from seeing my best friend’s line, I end up using my similar AI video editor tools—the same ones I used for my previous super-funny 1980s boyfriend-and-girlfriend AI video—to get it exactly how I want it in the final draft, the hard way! I screen-record my best friend’s voice from a previous Sora AI video (the one that hilariously explains how bees produce homemade Mexican salsa) for my upcoming Super Bowl game event, use that video clip as my “different best friend” for this particular video, convert it to an MP3 voice file, and then take it to a different audio editing app to extend the voice file to more than 35 seconds (because the AI voice cloning app requires a sample of at least 35 seconds before it can create the clone). Then I upload it to my AI voice clone app on my smartphone so it can generate my different best friend’s dialogue. I use that to replace the line my hot girlfriend wasn’t supposed to say with my best friend’s voice instead. Then I cut out the scene where my hot girlfriend says the incorrect line and replace it with a different scene—the very beginning of the video clip, but zoomed in to the wide theater screen with my best friend saying his correct line instead. Hope the whole editing process makes sense to you, my social media peegas?P.P.S. Her name “Kǔmíng Fei Yu” is supposed to be pronounced “C🤬🤬ming For You” 😂🤣🍿🔥🖐️ 👩 🐉 🎭 🎥 📺#Funny #Hot #Girlfriend #Asian #Video

TikTok video by Patrick Jenkins

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