You don’t need to do homework when your big contribution to the telecast is to say a half dozen times, “This is a monster play coming up, Jim.”

Or the Great Gazoo.

Also to launch Elton John cover band.

Horseshoe Lake

This joke jumped the shark.

Worked Lightfoot and Sundown into same post.

No more wrong than always hearing Bari Weiss to the tune of Edelweiss.

Derek Flint - GOAT

NY Times Pitchbot, right?

Taylor Swift’s new album “combines bawdiness with a certain impulse toward conservatism,” our columnist Ross Douthat writes. “In that sense it’s an appropriate text for the Trump era, when coarseness and right-wing politics have been married in a distinctive way.”

Yeah, but Obama wore a tan suit one time.

Why stop there? Resolve that he won the Masters, Indy 500, Kentucky Derby, Survivor, Jeopardy Tournament of Champions, NBA Slam Dunk Competition. . .

How did Fred Garvin become acting administrator of FEMA?

Dr. Phil was great in this.

The dog doesn’t deserve this, but that kind of looks like Jerry Jones.

The Tennessee Alcohol Beverage Commission is not what he thinks it is.

Habba Dabba Doo!