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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌
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I am 中工冂 与廾工 廾凵丹冂丏 1st Emperor of the Middle Kingdom. Crazy Lich Asian. Very big deal! Pronouns: 朕/陛下.
...& The Golden Age Of Qin upon us, perhaps like never before. May Han Fei rest in pieces!
December 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
...with a mind-crippling disease known as QIN DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, sometime referred to as QDS. He was know to have driven ministers CRAZY with his obvious paranoia reaching new heights even as 朕 surpasses all ancient kings in greatness with My Empire unified...
December 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
About 2,000 years early for my tastes. I say stick with good old fashioned cinnabar juice this holiday season!
November 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
... NOT ROAMING THE MOUNTAINS AND MARSHES TRYING TO EXPLAIN THAT WHAT THEY SAID WAS OK. IT WASN'T, AND NEVER WILL BE! IT WAS SEDITION AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL, AND SEDITION IS A MAJOR CRIME. THERE CAN BE NO OTHER INTERPRETATION OF WHAT THEY SAID!
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
having Trillions of Jin of Bronze INVESTED in QIN, having created the "Hottest" Mercury anywhere in the World, and even delivering a HUGE MASS BURIAL to the Confucians in the Palace. MAKE QIN GREAT AGAIN!
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Unconditional Castrations For Everyone, Ending ZHOU, Stopping Sleepy Dan of Yan's Record Setting Assassination Attempts, Biggest Weights & Measurements Standardization In History, Conquering SIX Warring States, Rebuilding Qin's Military, Being given TRIBUTE by every Country in the World
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
a lesser-known side effect of alchemical immortality is awareness of the fourth wall
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 AM
...,,Just another Fake Duke, no different than Dan of Zhou, Jr. (Xiang Liang), who got caught being a full fledged Legalist In Only Name (LION)! MAKE 秦 GREAT AGAIN!!
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
This is another Ba-Shu, Ba-Shu, Ba-Shu Scam, with all arrows pointing to the Confucians. Records show that these mean, and many others, spent large portions of their life with Xu Fu, and on his "Penglai island." Stay tuned!!!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
together with our great patriots at the Eunuch Corps, to investigate Xu Fu's involvement and relationship with Dan of Yan, Jing Ke, Gao Jianli, the Xiongnu Confederacy, and many other people and institutions, to determine what was going on with them, and him.
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November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Also remember this -- A pledge of fealty to Xiang Yu (who looks much better without the warhelm!) is a kowtow to Liu. Whether you personally like Huhai or not, you really have no choice. You must kowtow to him, & hope he does a fantastic job. He is capable of it, Liu Bei is not!
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
He was nothing but a Prisoner Transport Lackey, ranked in the bottom of the class &, as Sovereign of potentially, again, the Greatest Civilization Within the Four Corners of the World, HE HAS NO CHANCE to bring it back to its former Glory!
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
His principles have been tested since ancient times, & never once have they been successful. I would much rather see a Legalist, who has a Record of Success, WIN, than a Confucian with no experience & a record of COMPLETE & TOTAL FAILURE.
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It is my obligation to run the Central Pillar Bridging Heaven & Earth, & it is my strong conviction that the Huaxia Empire will be a Complete & Total Economic & Social Disaster should Liu Bei win.
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
, because of the fact that, as a Confucian, this once great Realm has ZERO chance of success, or even survival! It can only get wose with a Confucian on the throne, & I don't want to send, as Eternal Sovereign, good sycees after bad.
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM