Simon
realsimonhaine.bsky.social
Simon
@realsimonhaine.bsky.social
Just a normal man
Step 13 in a small DIY project has some issues.
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Watching an episode of Bing where the annoying bunny kills a butterfly by "holding it too hard"
a bunch of rabbits are dancing in a living room with a yellow couch
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September 22, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Really quite proud of my busted knee in the way it has completely taken the focus away from my busted back.
a skeleton is standing in a store holding a candy bar .
ALT: a skeleton is standing in a store holding a candy bar .
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September 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Whenever I get a song stuck in my head, it will always be one I only know 3/4 words from rather than those I know all of.
August 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Loving that Duolingo Spanish has spent every mention of a computer so far being translated as computerdora, then showing me a picture of one and asking what it is, only to tell me that it's now a completely different word that's never been brought up before.
August 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
In 30 degree #heat today has been quite a struggle.
Unfortunately for me, I've melted, and am now just a puddle.
June 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Every time I go upstairs to my office my one-year-old daughter says good night like I'm not going up to do really important work. #FeelingSeen
a man is sitting at a desk in front of a computer and writing in a notebook .
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April 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Just eaten one of those Carolina reaper crisps if anyone is wondering where all the milk has gone.
March 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
In what turns out to be the first book I've read in over a year, I finally read The Shadow Glass by @joshwinning.bsky.social, a book I've wanted to read since before it was published (2022).

As good as I'd hoped, and considering I finished it in just a few days, I'm just sorry it took so long.
a very fluffy animal with a very angry face
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February 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
For the first time in 22 years of children we've had to place a barricade around the Christmas tree.
December 2, 2024 at 10:49 PM
To my knowledge none of the creatures from Narnia came through to our world. I'm assuming either because they'd spend an hour here and go back where it's 50 years later, or because humans would probably just dissect the weird talking animals
November 30, 2024 at 12:52 PM
New artwork for my birthday from my daughter. She knows me so well #Tremors #Art
November 21, 2024 at 8:47 AM
I used to read at least a book a week. These days I struggle to even read one a year. I have not, however, stopped buying books.
November 18, 2024 at 11:52 PM
My last post on Facebook was in 2019. My last post on Twitter was in 2022, the same for Instagram.

Will I post anything else here after this, who can say for sure?
November 14, 2024 at 1:12 PM