Team Magma
@realteammagma.bsky.social
Aiding in the development of humanity since... shit, we forgot the date.
I... can't stop eating fiber optic cables...
December 5, 2024 at 10:17 AM
I... can't stop eating fiber optic cables...
We apologize for the lack of recent postings. Courtney decided to change the account's password--upon which she withheld it from the rest of us.
November 21, 2024 at 1:20 AM
We apologize for the lack of recent postings. Courtney decided to change the account's password--upon which she withheld it from the rest of us.
I'm going... to make so many callout threads...
November 9, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I'm going... to make so many callout threads...
The Ketamine Goblin is now undergoing Primal Reversion. There will be no further mention of the Ketamine Goblin.
It is with a heavy heart that I announce that we've awakened the Ketamine Goblin.
We are now in the process of extorting team funds from Elon Musk. We will provide updates on the process as it progresses.
November 7, 2024 at 8:07 PM
The Ketamine Goblin is now undergoing Primal Reversion. There will be no further mention of the Ketamine Goblin.
It is with a heavy heart that I announce that we've awakened the Ketamine Goblin.
We are now in the process of extorting team funds from Elon Musk. We will provide updates on the process as it progresses.
November 7, 2024 at 7:41 PM
It is with a heavy heart that I announce that we've awakened the Ketamine Goblin.
We are now in the process of extorting team funds from Elon Musk. We will provide updates on the process as it progresses.
November 7, 2024 at 5:35 PM
We are now in the process of extorting team funds from Elon Musk. We will provide updates on the process as it progresses.
Stay safe, everyone.
November 6, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Stay safe, everyone.
This... Haha! This is rigged! I cast my name (Tabitha) on the ballot six thousand times! Yet, somehow, I'm losing! How is this possible?
November 6, 2024 at 4:37 AM
This... Haha! This is rigged! I cast my name (Tabitha) on the ballot six thousand times! Yet, somehow, I'm losing! How is this possible?
This dumbass... thinks he's on twitter...
Ever since the creation of this tweet, I've been finding half-eaten printer paper scattered across the halls... how perplexing.
Tabitha keeps using all of the printer paper... I'm sick of this shit.
November 5, 2024 at 9:18 PM
This dumbass... thinks he's on twitter...
Ever since the creation of this tweet, I've been finding half-eaten printer paper scattered across the halls... how perplexing.
Tabitha keeps using all of the printer paper... I'm sick of this shit.
November 5, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Ever since the creation of this tweet, I've been finding half-eaten printer paper scattered across the halls... how perplexing.
Tabitha keeps using all of the printer paper... I'm sick of this shit.
November 5, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Tabitha keeps using all of the printer paper... I'm sick of this shit.
I don't know which of you fools created this account, but you could at least make our logo fit in the profile picture...
November 5, 2024 at 5:22 PM
I don't know which of you fools created this account, but you could at least make our logo fit in the profile picture...