Tom Chapman🐸
@realtomchapman.bsky.social
Retired professor. Cranky old gay man. Amateur Photographer. Orchid grower.
🚫 MAGAs, 🚫 Nazis
Virginia Colony, British America 🇬🇧
🚫 MAGAs, 🚫 Nazis
Virginia Colony, British America 🇬🇧
In light of the discovery I have ancestors named 'Thomas Jefferson Chapman' and 'John Quincy Adams Chapman,' I will be changing my name to
Barack Obama Chapman.
It's family tradition.
Barack Obama Chapman.
It's family tradition.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says oh yeah
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media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
In light of the discovery I have ancestors named 'Thomas Jefferson Chapman' and 'John Quincy Adams Chapman,' I will be changing my name to
Barack Obama Chapman.
It's family tradition.
Barack Obama Chapman.
It's family tradition.
Guess what I'm watching?
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Guess what I'm watching?
lol 😂
ICE garage blockaded in lower Manhattan with dozens of agents stuck inside as more and more New Yorkers gather.
NYPD observed staging on Canal & Broadway, expected come over for crowd control.
NYPD observed staging on Canal & Broadway, expected come over for crowd control.
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
lol 😂
cc: Pete Hegseth
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
cc: Pete Hegseth
Translation: "I will transform the U.S. Fatherland into a thousand year Reich by stopping all migration of inferior races and deporting anyone not of pure Anglo Saxon/Teutonic blood."
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Translation: "I will transform the U.S. Fatherland into a thousand year Reich by stopping all migration of inferior races and deporting anyone not of pure Anglo Saxon/Teutonic blood."
Got my once a year pecan pie fix. Thanksgiving was a success.
a person is taking a slice of pie out of the refrigerator
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November 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Got my once a year pecan pie fix. Thanksgiving was a success.
Have they blamed Joe Biden yet for the shooting yesterday?
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Have they blamed Joe Biden yet for the shooting yesterday?
Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Americans.
Happy Thursday to my Canadian, Aussie, and British friends.
Happy Thursday to my Canadian, Aussie, and British friends.
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Americans.
Happy Thursday to my Canadian, Aussie, and British friends.
Happy Thursday to my Canadian, Aussie, and British friends.
The shooting in Washington is a horrific act of violence that gives Trump an excuse to send even more military into cities.
The shooter made things a thousand times worse.
The shooter made things a thousand times worse.
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The shooting in Washington is a horrific act of violence that gives Trump an excuse to send even more military into cities.
The shooter made things a thousand times worse.
The shooter made things a thousand times worse.
Travelling over Thanksgiving? Not in a million years.
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Travelling over Thanksgiving? Not in a million years.
My great grandparents c. 1890. The backdrops were standard in photography studios. They were hand painted using a 3-D 'Trompe-l'œil' effect (French for 'deceive the eye'). Grecian columns, urns, tropical plants were considered objects of the bourgeoisie.
#photorestoration
#19thcentury
#photorestoration
#19thcentury
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My great grandparents c. 1890. The backdrops were standard in photography studios. They were hand painted using a 3-D 'Trompe-l'œil' effect (French for 'deceive the eye'). Grecian columns, urns, tropical plants were considered objects of the bourgeoisie.
#photorestoration
#19thcentury
#photorestoration
#19thcentury
The candy man finally showed up at the WH with his Ritilan...
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The candy man finally showed up at the WH with his Ritilan...
Mark Kelly is one of those rare breeds of textbook heroes. Decorated Navy pilot, astronaut, U.S. Senator.
He ran for political office to give his wife, a Congresswoman in her own right, a voice after she was shot & left paralyzed.
They picked the wrong guy to go after...
He ran for political office to give his wife, a Congresswoman in her own right, a voice after she was shot & left paralyzed.
They picked the wrong guy to go after...
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Mark Kelly is one of those rare breeds of textbook heroes. Decorated Navy pilot, astronaut, U.S. Senator.
He ran for political office to give his wife, a Congresswoman in her own right, a voice after she was shot & left paralyzed.
They picked the wrong guy to go after...
He ran for political office to give his wife, a Congresswoman in her own right, a voice after she was shot & left paralyzed.
They picked the wrong guy to go after...
No one's buying your bullshit.
Kash Patel Says Epstein Estate Refuses to Share Key Records With the FBI
Kash Patel says Epstein estate refuses to share key records with the FBI
Patel says the Epstein estate is refusing to share key records with the FBI, limiting what investigators can review.
www.newsweek.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
No one's buying your bullshit.
It must be Thanksgiving in the South. Boxes of collard greens are stacked in front of the Piggly Wiggly.
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It must be Thanksgiving in the South. Boxes of collard greens are stacked in front of the Piggly Wiggly.
The gross incompetence of this administration is astounding.
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The gross incompetence of this administration is astounding.
Thanksgiving week message from the Secretary of transportation:
"Due to TSA and air traffic control cuts, please arrive at the airport 24 hours before your flight. Chances are slim you'll go anywhere, but go ahead and roll the dice. It's Joe Biden's fault."
"Due to TSA and air traffic control cuts, please arrive at the airport 24 hours before your flight. Chances are slim you'll go anywhere, but go ahead and roll the dice. It's Joe Biden's fault."
a large crowd of people are gathered in a large building with the letter d on the top
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media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Thanksgiving week message from the Secretary of transportation:
"Due to TSA and air traffic control cuts, please arrive at the airport 24 hours before your flight. Chances are slim you'll go anywhere, but go ahead and roll the dice. It's Joe Biden's fault."
"Due to TSA and air traffic control cuts, please arrive at the airport 24 hours before your flight. Chances are slim you'll go anywhere, but go ahead and roll the dice. It's Joe Biden's fault."
Canada is no longer playing. The polar virtex will remain in place until Trump is gone. I've been told this is non-negotiable.
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Canada is no longer playing. The polar virtex will remain in place until Trump is gone. I've been told this is non-negotiable.
My grandparents Lola and Russell Chapman c. 1940s. I never knew them, she died years before I was born and he when I was a toddler.
It looks they're going to a funeral 🤷♂️
##photorestoration
#colorized
It looks they're going to a funeral 🤷♂️
##photorestoration
#colorized
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My grandparents Lola and Russell Chapman c. 1940s. I never knew them, she died years before I was born and he when I was a toddler.
It looks they're going to a funeral 🤷♂️
##photorestoration
#colorized
It looks they're going to a funeral 🤷♂️
##photorestoration
#colorized
I heard it was tens of trillions 🙄
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I heard it was tens of trillions 🙄
32% of Jewish New Yorkers voted for him.
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
32% of Jewish New Yorkers voted for him.
🎶 He's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, ooh ho
Je-Je-Jesus and the Jets🎶
You know I read it in a magazine, ooh ho
Je-Je-Jesus and the Jets🎶
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
🎶 He's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, ooh ho
Je-Je-Jesus and the Jets🎶
You know I read it in a magazine, ooh ho
Je-Je-Jesus and the Jets🎶
Ok this is a good one 😆
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Ok this is a good one 😆
"A British regular came to me with tears in his eyes. He said 'sir, thank you for defending the empire against the woke patriots. You would make the best king. And the smartest.' Then he awarded me the nobel prize."
Obediah Trump
New York City
July 12, 1778
Obediah Trump
New York City
July 12, 1778
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 AM
"A British regular came to me with tears in his eyes. He said 'sir, thank you for defending the empire against the woke patriots. You would make the best king. And the smartest.' Then he awarded me the nobel prize."
Obediah Trump
New York City
July 12, 1778
Obediah Trump
New York City
July 12, 1778