got all the way to work today before i realized i forgot 9/11

#makeaterriblecomicday2025

there's no greater failure of urban design imaginable than not having a big wet sandwich place in walking distance from your home

whisker basket

my favourite part of the king's visit was watching a bald little dweeb with a backpack flash his senate employee id like it was a badge to try and push his way through a barricade and get completely ignored.

"i work for the senate, i'm late, please"

lmao

can't wait to mash this bad boy

i'm going to create a pantone for smells

the wheels of fate turn, bringing trudeau's son another step closer to his fate of divorce with his future while while serving as khan of neo lower canada

just wait until guys who are mad about 15 minute cities find out about greenbelts

it feels so arbitrary to have this "x" shit be the end of the line for me on twitter, but i think i'm truly done with it.

get the fuck out of here

already would love to mute the words "bluesky" and "twitter" here

everyone loves to act like they hate hotdog style right up until my hamburger style ass enters the room