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Zapp Brannigan™️

@realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net

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I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan™️ at your service. I thought I was incompetent, but this Trump guy beat me. We are not going back, we're going to the year 3000. Proud Earthican who is currently orbiting the Chicago airspace.

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Zapp Brannigan™️ @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net · Jun 13

Fuck MAGA
Fuck Racists
Fuck Transphobes
Fuck everyone in between

Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · Jun 13

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h

Pritzker: "He said he was going after the worst of the worst. It's not going after the worst of the worst when you're just literally stopping children who happen to be brown & asking them for papers as if they're gonna have proof they're a citizen. Pull out your phones and film everything you see"

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Zapp Brannigan™️ @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net · 16h

But not officially though. She needs to nail in the messaging with everyone else in the party.

We need to resist like it's 1965.

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Zapp Brannigan™️ @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net · 16h

If you elect me as your president in 2028, I swear to you that I will be at least 50% less incompetent as these people.

Zapp Brannigan™️ @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net · 16h

He hasn't been fighting outside of press briefings until today.

At least today he's been on the streets seeing what his constituents are going through. I will support him for that.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h

Pritzker: "I think it's important to recognize that the Trump administration does not seem to respect any laws in the United States. They just do what they want to do and they'll keep doing it unless someone stops them. Here in Illinois we're stopping them."

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h

Pritzker: "It's unconscionable. This has never happened before. They're calling out troops onto the streets of a state that doesn't want them and they're not even telling us where they're gonna go, what they're gonna do. This hasn't happened I don't think since the Civil War."

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Zapp Brannigan™️ @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net · 16h

Make Pritzker the king.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h

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Zapp Brannigan™️ @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net · 16h

I'm a resident of the Western suburbs. It just feel so good to have our governor on the streets. Many of us have been shot at with tear gas and pepper balls. I called his office yesterday.

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Zapp Brannigan™️ @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net · 16h

I probably misspoke. Federal plaza sounds about right.

I can't believe he's on the streets with the people. That's what we need.

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Zapp Brannigan™️ @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net · 16h

Omfg Pritzker is in Daley Plaza.

Pritzker has officially been certified a real one. Now he can experience the horrors that we all experienced on a daily basis.

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Zapp Brannigan™️ @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net · 16h

Respect to you though for not putting this man on blast for having a shit opinion.

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Zapp Brannigan™️ @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net · 16h

I liked Hakeem at first too. all of this is just so sad and disheartening. None of this had to be this way.

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Zapp Brannigan™️ @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net · 16h

Fuck both parties and fuck this rotten system.

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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 17h

Forehead PSA:
If you’re going to come at me for criticizing the Dems, you’re getting Mutombo’d.

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Atle @atle5.bsky.social · 17h

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Zapp Brannigan™️ @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net · 17h

She's also aging rapidly. She better get someone ready to go to fill in her shoes or we will have less than no leadership.

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Zapp Brannigan™️ @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net · 17h

It seemed like they all have

Zapp Brannigan™️ @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net · 17h

Have they finally started to understand what their constituents want?

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Zapp Brannigan™️ @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net · 17h

Help support Chicago.

Join the resistance.

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Zapp Brannigan™️ @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net · 18h

The "get the fuck off my land" guy is dope as shit. I've met him.

Zapp Brannigan™️ @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net · 18h

If federal agents continue their siege on Chicago I'll be forced to send Kif out onto the front lines so that he can show them that I mean business.

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Zapp Brannigan™️ @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net · 18h

I'm on the same page as you.

But he's a Nazi. So, he deserves to be outed. We have no tolerance for Nazis.

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nahhan sandiego @nahhansandiego.bsky.social · 18h

without downloading anything, where are you mentally rn?

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 18h

Rev. Black is now suing the Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem for violations of the First & Fourth Amendments. Black is named as one of many clergy, who have fallen victim to violence that violates the Religious Freedom Restoration Act.

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Zapp Brannigan™️ @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net · 18h

Every accusation is a confession.

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