@reb0ot.bsky.social
I am, in fact, tired of all the winning. I keep thinking about this: the only reason I’m likely to have any (peripheral) involvement with crypto is if my employer needs to pay a ransom to an international group of cybercriminals.
January 23, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I am, in fact, tired of all the winning. I keep thinking about this: the only reason I’m likely to have any (peripheral) involvement with crypto is if my employer needs to pay a ransom to an international group of cybercriminals.
Donny from Palm Beach, you're on WFAN
January 18, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Donny from Palm Beach, you're on WFAN
Just curious how it works in Canada. I work for <local government agency> in the US and there’s a rule stating that making public statements that interfere with the operations of the organization can be cause for termination. What does that mean? Whatever the guy in charge says it means.
January 18, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Just curious how it works in Canada. I work for <local government agency> in the US and there’s a rule stating that making public statements that interfere with the operations of the organization can be cause for termination. What does that mean? Whatever the guy in charge says it means.
I think the aqueduct that runs from the summit of Mount Trashmore is a particularly nice touch
January 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I think the aqueduct that runs from the summit of Mount Trashmore is a particularly nice touch
Repeal and Replace worked as a slogan for Republicans, even if they’re still at the “concepts of a plan” stage for health care.
January 14, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Repeal and Replace worked as a slogan for Republicans, even if they’re still at the “concepts of a plan” stage for health care.
More AI brilliance
January 4, 2026 at 6:31 PM
More AI brilliance
You know my favorite thing? How the only options are “get notified about everything including every single promotion” and “get notified about nothing, not even when your sandwich is ready”.
January 2, 2026 at 5:27 PM
You know my favorite thing? How the only options are “get notified about everything including every single promotion” and “get notified about nothing, not even when your sandwich is ready”.
I keep telling you, you can operate a pork futures market without bringing all the swine into the Hoover Room
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I keep telling you, you can operate a pork futures market without bringing all the swine into the Hoover Room
Ah, yes, his brilliant two-step health care plan:
1. People who can pay out of pocket for health care should do so.
2. 🤷
1. People who can pay out of pocket for health care should do so.
2. 🤷
December 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ah, yes, his brilliant two-step health care plan:
1. People who can pay out of pocket for health care should do so.
2. 🤷
1. People who can pay out of pocket for health care should do so.
2. 🤷
I suppose “Happy Saturnalia” probably didn’t go over very well in Hoover County
December 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I suppose “Happy Saturnalia” probably didn’t go over very well in Hoover County
But Elon personally needs a trillion dollars. Sure, buddy.
December 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
But Elon personally needs a trillion dollars. Sure, buddy.
May want to weed out those stats instructors.
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
May want to weed out those stats instructors.
‘If we fire people who are clearly unable or unwilling to do their jobs, a child may starve so that’s bad’ is, at best, a very strange angle to approach a real problem. At best.
December 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
‘If we fire people who are clearly unable or unwilling to do their jobs, a child may starve so that’s bad’ is, at best, a very strange angle to approach a real problem. At best.
I did see a security guard forcing a card cheat to spend an entire afternoon in the Herbert Hoover Presidential Museum, and I think that’s inhumane.
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I did see a security guard forcing a card cheat to spend an entire afternoon in the Herbert Hoover Presidential Museum, and I think that’s inhumane.
At my workplace, I asked the phone guy once why we couldn't switch from 9+1+Number to 8+1+Number, due to all the accidental 911 calls. He assured me it was impossible. Then one year we needed to make that switch in order to make it possible to call 988, and somehow it became possible.
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
At my workplace, I asked the phone guy once why we couldn't switch from 9+1+Number to 8+1+Number, due to all the accidental 911 calls. He assured me it was impossible. Then one year we needed to make that switch in order to make it possible to call 988, and somehow it became possible.
Ah, so you also have a FSA
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Ah, so you also have a FSA
While walking through a cemetery, in case anyone thinks it was just someone stating a factual statement for no particular reason.
November 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
While walking through a cemetery, in case anyone thinks it was just someone stating a factual statement for no particular reason.
As an Iowan, I thought I produced visualizations for my employer’s Data Analysis team, but clearly I’m mistaken and I actually farm soybeans on my apartment balcony for a living.
October 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
As an Iowan, I thought I produced visualizations for my employer’s Data Analysis team, but clearly I’m mistaken and I actually farm soybeans on my apartment balcony for a living.
I appreciate a good fraud story that you can tell grandma about. None of this “memecoin” or “rugpull” nonsense. Just poker, an X-ray machine, and the Gambino crime family.
October 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I appreciate a good fraud story that you can tell grandma about. None of this “memecoin” or “rugpull” nonsense. Just poker, an X-ray machine, and the Gambino crime family.
My employer started the hiring process over for a $50k office job because the finalist was an overly-strict rule-follower. So, yeah, maybe “no Nazi tattoos” is a reasonable criteria for a senator.
October 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My employer started the hiring process over for a $50k office job because the finalist was an overly-strict rule-follower. So, yeah, maybe “no Nazi tattoos” is a reasonable criteria for a senator.
I say this as a TPM subscriber and a resident of what you’d probably call a small town, but is what passes for a city in my area. I wonder if it would be practical for local journalism outfits to offer a unified subscription model. “For $2/mo more, you also get access to state government blog x”
October 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I say this as a TPM subscriber and a resident of what you’d probably call a small town, but is what passes for a city in my area. I wonder if it would be practical for local journalism outfits to offer a unified subscription model. “For $2/mo more, you also get access to state government blog x”
Come on, Ted. This isn’t one of those obscure parts of the constitution that protects freedom of the press, like the bit about letters of marque and reprisal. This is the 1st amendment. Yes, there’s an amendment before the 2nd.
October 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Come on, Ted. This isn’t one of those obscure parts of the constitution that protects freedom of the press, like the bit about letters of marque and reprisal. This is the 1st amendment. Yes, there’s an amendment before the 2nd.
The expiration of tax credits "helped" boost sales in the same way that a bicycle would "help" me win the Boston Marathon
October 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The expiration of tax credits "helped" boost sales in the same way that a bicycle would "help" me win the Boston Marathon
Radiation and nitrates… my favorite combination!
September 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Radiation and nitrates… my favorite combination!
As an employee of a local government agency, our policy is basically the same as what you said. Which is pretty useless for providing guidance for what one can and can’t post online. “Don’t post something that might wind up on Libs of Tiktok” isn’t actually very helpful.
September 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
As an employee of a local government agency, our policy is basically the same as what you said. Which is pretty useless for providing guidance for what one can and can’t post online. “Don’t post something that might wind up on Libs of Tiktok” isn’t actually very helpful.