Tomorrow is the anniversary of Sandy Hook 😥

Are there even trains in Florida?

Tacky ass shit can’t even match the fake gold.

Hi the Prime Minister of Canada is named MARK, not Matt.

If you’re not a naturalized American citizen you don’t have immigration papers.

(Not that it matters, this is bullshit from start to finish.)

Put ‘em out.

I repeat: the tourism industry needs to start lobbying hard against this, STAT

They really fanned on the title, though. So much great hockey terminology just there for the taking:
Penalty Box
Man Advantage
High Sticking
Power Play

I could go on…

“He’s meeting with more people in the Oval Office than all of you even know about”
I know this regime has thrown the law out the window, but that’s why there are supposed to be public visitor logs.

*anesthesiologist goddammit

Yes I’ll be sure to call Labcorp to get an estimate for what the pathology charges will be for a procedure I had no idea would even involve sending tissue samples to pathology right after I get a quote from the anesthesioligist’s second cousin YOU EFFING AHOLE.

So this is how we find out that RFK Jr has a bendy dick

Be a real shame if they lost their balance

Meanwhile they want to search 5 years’ worth of social media posts of every tourist entering the U.S.

8 year old me loved this game

I don’t dispute that. I’m just saying don’t paint us all with the same brush.

Clearly the writer of this headline is not Jewish