Beer on the way to my 9am meeting? Don’t mind if I do!

When someone’s Wikipedia page has a range of possible years for their birth…that’s glamour!

An egg yolk managed to somehow get in between the gaps in the crate the boxes were in and still remain intact???

Latest gripe is those accounts on TikTok/reels that make videos about how certain celebrities ‘had blonde blindness’ when they’re literal working actresses who have to change how they look based on their latest role

Merry Christmas!

My mum spent so much in Waitrose that her bank sent her an alert for fraudulent activity

Is this a safe space to admit that I thought all the people going to see ‘Confidence Man’ were at a James Acaster UK tour

Keeps sending me every time I remember the incredibly sweet N Irish boy next to me at Charli who was fully queening out w the girl sat with him and then when she went to the toilets said to me ‘I only met her today bc I had a spare ticket…apparently she’s one of the Munchkins in the new Wicked film’

At the gig of a band I don’t know and I’m not drinking…I am so brave

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