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Rufus T. Firefly
@rebeccaberkowitz.bsky.social
She/her ♥️Washington, DC

My dog is my best friend but I’m not his.
If you gut all the government agencies that do shit, eventually the shit will stop working. This is just the beginning.
REPORTER: Is there an acting FAA director?

DUFFY: *walks away*

(The FAA director resigned on the day of Trump's inauguration under pressure from Elon Musk)
January 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
You’re welcome
I see the Democratic weather machine is doing great work again, forcing that inauguration inside. Well done, climate controllers.
January 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Jesus who?
a man in an elf costume says it 's my birthday today !!
ALT: a man in an elf costume says it 's my birthday today !!
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2024 at 1:53 PM
I present: my favorite bites of 2024! Favorite dishes from the DC restaurants I visited for the first time this year (in chronological order):
Starting off with:
1. Pistachio soup from Joon; 2. Salmon sushi from Ako by Kenaki (in the Roost); 3. taramasalata with pita from Meli (which sadly closed);
December 23, 2024 at 11:46 AM
This bums me out in like six different ways
Trump announces that billionaires no longer have to comply with environmental regulations
December 11, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Watching @theholiday for the first time and… I just worry that Cameron Diaz was neglecting Kate Winslet’s dog most of the time?
December 1, 2024 at 8:47 PM
I am thankful for Rufus, and Rufus is thankful for when you drop food on the floor.
November 28, 2024 at 11:57 PM
The only thing I’m unsure about with @bsky.app is that I told it I like animals and now my discover page is NOTHING BUT CATS. It’s cats all the way down. Where are the dogs?? We’re starting to feel lonely and slightly nervous.
November 22, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Exactly! Trump is approaching the country like a child approaching a piñata - gleeful at the idea of smashing it to bits
Once you realize that Trump isn’t nominating cabinet members to RUN agencies but DESTROY them, it makes more sense.
November 20, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Greetings, all! Rufus and I are here for that perfect mix of accurate information, timeline cleanse, and opinions we already agree with. Feel free to say hi!
November 19, 2024 at 12:02 PM