Happy May the 4th! Local friends, any plans? Anything going on? I desperately want to celebrate, maybe dress up while I can 🩷💔

Uh yeah the aggressive hiring campaign I'm getting on YouTube by the Federal Bureau of Prisons for correctional officers in the midst of the aggressive *firing everyone* campaign in the rest of the federal government feels very normal and not at all ominous

My parents are such fake boomers in every sense. My dad reprogrammed the GPS chart plotter on the boat and gave the Gulf his own name.

The world is on fire, so I bought a Kindle and I'm loading it up with fanfic for when I leave for Grenada again. As you do.
#starwars #fanfic #hanandleia

NO CHEESES FOR US MEESES

When you're watching Star Wars: Skeleton Crew and that cursed circus music starts playing

What's your most recent finished cosplay project? Or at least, passingly finished lol

#cosplay #twilek #starwars

I still haven't posted here yet because brain go brrrrr, so here's an anniversary throwback to my very first con, when I drunkenly hatched a plan to wear an Imperial Crewman uniform and submit it to the 501st. You'd never know it wasn't mine. 🤫