Boomers and older:
“You’re all gonna die” 😄🥰

Millennials:
“We’re all gonna die” 😳😱

Gen Z:
“We’re all gonna die” 😎🤪

Gen Alpha:
“We’re ALL gonna die” ⛽️🔥

Girls don’t want heart shaped jewelry for Valentines Day. They want you to go to therapy

Obesity drugs may help people drink less alcohol: Study: A new study suggests that using weight loss drugs such as Ozempic and Wegovy can lead to less alcohol consumption. The study, published Wednesday by JAMA Psychiatry, looked into 48 people the medical journal described as…

Whoever drew this, I want to buy you a pizza or send flowers. You bring me joy.

#TakingBackDoge #VeryCoupWow

Sorry I can’t make it tonight, I have a zoom with my Chinese Tik tok spy to strategize on how they can steal my data back from Felon and his prepubescent goons.

If you need a moment of lighthearted normal sibling interaction: my youngest vehemently accused my oldest of “leaving whisper residue on my ear”. Fake fisticuffs ensued.

My fatal flaw isn’t “I can fix him”.

It’s “I can radicalize him”

Just takes a very calculated approach with insane amounts of charm and manipulation.

And by radicalize I mean the concept of human decency and compassion

Eating breakfast and wondering “is this the last banana I’ll be able to afford?” And other things that a person thinks about when they wake up in a dystopian world.

Gentle parenting Boomers is exhausting, and never ending. It’s hard to feel like they deserve it with the vitriol that gets spit back in my face for even trying. But I decide how I treat people, not them- no matter how hard they try to bait me.

I don’t have any of these cats anymore but I still pay the cat tax (the 20 year old and 17 year old tuxedos crossed the rainbow bridge and I had to give my baby away to save him and escape a toxic situation)

Sometimes it’s the tiny acts of community. My 88 year old neighbor asking about my wool dryer balls, culminating in her having me over to give me some of her essential oils. Every time I see her, she gives incredibly relevant insights. We share back and forth the little things we have.

This might be the app that gets me to post my own thoughts, I generally just observe, absorb, and quietly put to work in my own community. As a millennial that’s gone through many social media platforms..