Jimmy G.
rebound-control.bsky.social
Jimmy G.
@rebound-control.bsky.social
If you don't know, I'm not telling you.
This a Jet Greaves Stan-sky. I want that kid to have ALL the good things.

And hope and pray that the Jackets don't "CBJ" it up with him they have done literally every other good goalie they've ever had.
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It is genuinely a treat to watch Lucas Raymond play hockey.
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
As well they should: literally the worst food I've ever eaten in Vegas, if not the worst Mexican food I've ever eaten (as a Mexican American!)

news3lv.com/news/local/m...
Popular Mexican restaurant closing at Las Vegas Strip resort
Carlos'n Charlie's, a Mexico-based restaurant chain, is closing its Flamingo Las Vegas location this fall, the company disclosed to state officials.
news3lv.com
October 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Even if my drink is satisfactorily cold, it bothers me immensely if I do not *hear* ice in my glass. Total insanity, y/y?
July 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Someone call Brad Treliving and force him to watch Sam Bennett win the Conn Smythe on repeat, while reminding him HE TRADED THE MAN FOR ALMOST NOTHING.
June 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Said it before, I'll say it again: CHOKE ON SAM BENNETT'S ENORMOUS DICK. EVERYONE. BUT ESPECIALLY EVERYONE EVEN REMOTELY RELATED TO EDMONTON.
June 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
SAM. FUCKING. BENNETT! OMFGGGGGGGGGGGG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
June 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I need a camera in the Oilers locker room so we can hear it when McDavid blames everyone but himself.
June 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
FILL MY SWIMMING POOL WITH OILERS TEARS.
June 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Congrats, McDavid, you've finally done something Sidney Crosby never did - LOST IN THE FINALS TWICE!
June 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
NO ONE deserves this win more than Nate Schmidt. OMFG I am E L A T E D for that man <3 <3 <3 <3
June 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I hope Jake Walman cries until his eyes bleed.
June 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Yeah, Connor McDavid is the best player in the world.

BURGER WORLD.

CRY ME A RIVER, TRASH.
June 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The Oilers are whiny garbage, and I love that a game in which they get DESTROYED ends with the Panthers telling Corey Perry what a FUCKING JOKE he is.

There is literally NOTHING likeable about this Oilers team. Nothing at all. And if you're someone who DOES like them, you're ALSO trash.
June 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Jake Walman is such a garbage human being. There's a fucking reason no team keeps you, you self absorbed piece of shit.
June 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
HAHAHAHA. EAAAAAAT IT. May that trash franchise never have a nice thing.
May 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Choke on Sam Bennett's ENORMOUS DICK, Hurricanes. Overrated garbage barge of a team.
May 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I have an unacceptably low amount of chocolate in my cube to survive an office day.

This is especially unacceptable when I have a literal bucket of Snickers on my coffee table at home.
May 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I really need the Canes to just continue never winning a Conference Final game ever again.
May 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
SPIT ON ME, AJ GREER. #wouldliterallysaythankyou
May 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I literally created this to laugh at the Hurricanes.
May 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM