I know the offense wasn't set for a full second

Not defending Pringles, but dehydrated potato bits are natural, just highly processed.

I thought he gave himself up there. Sliding feet first without contact is how you give yourself up, isn't it?

Security? To be clear, the answer to the question is no, but security would be reason enough to not accept a plane from a foreign nation.

That's a great horned owl. They absolutely can take down prey too big to swallow. They even predate animals bigger than themselves sometimes like skunks and porcupines. A cat would probably be able to fight it off, but no guarantees it would suffer fatal injuries in the process.