Whatever happened to elevator music?

I can't remember the last time I heard the anodyne string arrangement of a song that was popular twelve years ago.

Something's been bothering my subconscious about Project 2025 and it only today occurred to me to do the maths.

45 squared is 2025; the root of 2025 is 45.

I'm hardly a fan of numerology, but this feels a bit intentional.

If a post to Twitter is a tweet, then a post to bluesky should be a bloop.

Trunip pardoning people actually convicted of seditious conspiracy is absolutely giving aid or comfort to the enemies of the United States.

This is a clearly disqualifying event under 14A §3

constitution.congress.gov/browse/amend...

For anyone who thinks TikTok is a Chinese espionage operation, I'll just point out that standing up an entire social media application is orders of magnitude more difficult and expensive than just buying the data from Meta.

I suspect I'll be using variants of this phrase all week:

Pete Hegseth is breathtakingly unqualified for the position of SecDef.

Maybe people are able to afford a new skin-care regimen after they become billionaires.

It apparently makes the skin much thinner.

I think a more accurate description of reality is that Elon Musk bought the presidency for himself and Baby Donnie is the first lady.