Doctor of Rocket Surgery
@red-cordial.bsky.social
Views are my own, I’m not sure anyone else would want them. If you suspect sartalics, you're probably right.
Working myself in to the bone
You succeeded all expectations
It’s starting to fall into pieces
Sort out the whey from the chaff
We locked swords
You succeeded all expectations
It’s starting to fall into pieces
Sort out the whey from the chaff
We locked swords
January 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Working myself in to the bone
You succeeded all expectations
It’s starting to fall into pieces
Sort out the whey from the chaff
We locked swords
You succeeded all expectations
It’s starting to fall into pieces
Sort out the whey from the chaff
We locked swords
You called?
We’ll double-cross that bridge when we get to it
Have the limelight ripped out from under you
Time for you to lift your socks
Like pulling hens teeth
Water-clad argument.
Going stir-fry crazy
Sorry tonight you in half but
Such an attention stopper
We’re ahead of the curveball
We’ll double-cross that bridge when we get to it
Have the limelight ripped out from under you
Time for you to lift your socks
Like pulling hens teeth
Water-clad argument.
Going stir-fry crazy
Sorry tonight you in half but
Such an attention stopper
We’re ahead of the curveball
January 15, 2026 at 8:13 PM
You called?
We’ll double-cross that bridge when we get to it
Have the limelight ripped out from under you
Time for you to lift your socks
Like pulling hens teeth
Water-clad argument.
Going stir-fry crazy
Sorry tonight you in half but
Such an attention stopper
We’re ahead of the curveball
We’ll double-cross that bridge when we get to it
Have the limelight ripped out from under you
Time for you to lift your socks
Like pulling hens teeth
Water-clad argument.
Going stir-fry crazy
Sorry tonight you in half but
Such an attention stopper
We’re ahead of the curveball
Is that cultural, ethnic, or religious Jews? Practicing or non-practicing?
January 15, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Is that cultural, ethnic, or religious Jews? Practicing or non-practicing?
Mebbe they could install a cigarette deaths counter and reset it at midnight?
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January 15, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Mebbe they could install a cigarette deaths counter and reset it at midnight?
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On a related note of small town small bridges being compared to the SHB, the Thames St bridge in Ōamaru was the widest in the southern hemisphere before the SHB opened
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That is about all its famous for, doesn’t host NYE fireworks or anything
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That is about all its famous for, doesn’t host NYE fireworks or anything
Thames Street Bridge
The central portion of this stone bridge over Ōamaru Creek was constructed in 1861 to link the old town centre with…
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January 15, 2026 at 10:35 AM
On a related note of small town small bridges being compared to the SHB, the Thames St bridge in Ōamaru was the widest in the southern hemisphere before the SHB opened
waitakinz.com/explore/tham...
That is about all its famous for, doesn’t host NYE fireworks or anything
waitakinz.com/explore/tham...
That is about all its famous for, doesn’t host NYE fireworks or anything
Cricket coming in off the long run up.
And third umpire, I’m looking at you.
And third umpire, I’m looking at you.
January 2, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Cricket coming in off the long run up.
And third umpire, I’m looking at you.
And third umpire, I’m looking at you.
And the bill to fix it is untenable
December 29, 2025 at 6:50 AM
And the bill to fix it is untenable
Opens the door for rum and raisin. Terrys chocolate orange. Banana lollies.
December 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Opens the door for rum and raisin. Terrys chocolate orange. Banana lollies.
Cherry Ripe counts?
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Cherry Ripe counts?
Don’t put it off too long, best to get onto it before it gets too late. The servos will only have so many boxes of Roses tomorrow.
December 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Don’t put it off too long, best to get onto it before it gets too late. The servos will only have so many boxes of Roses tomorrow.
Was it the ugly jumper that gave him the hint?
December 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Was it the ugly jumper that gave him the hint?
We knew, and we voted no.
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
We knew, and we voted no.
For rump steak you say?
December 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
For rump steak you say?
Dude, we grew up driving Grandad’s 1964 series II Land Rover, the Hilux won’t be a challenge.
December 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Dude, we grew up driving Grandad’s 1964 series II Land Rover, the Hilux won’t be a challenge.
More like “…is rockin’, my Zimmer frame wheels need a service”
December 20, 2025 at 9:09 AM
More like “…is rockin’, my Zimmer frame wheels need a service”
And at most, the heaviest armoury we need to stop an armed attacker is a milk crate, maybe a wicker chair:
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
And at most, the heaviest armoury we need to stop an armed attacker is a milk crate, maybe a wicker chair:
New Zealand tried to go diverse but wasn’t quite ready for laser kiwi:
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December 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
New Zealand tried to go diverse but wasn’t quite ready for laser kiwi:
nzhistory.govt.nz/media/photo/...
nzhistory.govt.nz/media/photo/...
So is Toni Collette, as is Toni Collette, and also Toni Collette.
December 9, 2025 at 10:17 AM
So is Toni Collette, as is Toni Collette, and also Toni Collette.
Her reply: “oh don’t worry, we set it very very low”
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Her reply: “oh don’t worry, we set it very very low”
“Babe get back” is the 2020s “chk chk boom”
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“Babe get back” is the 2020s “chk chk boom”