Just a few more days til the year of the lobster.
December 28, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Just a few more days til the year of the lobster.
The Christian lobsters at your local Red Lobster wish you a merry Christmas.
December 25, 2024 at 8:52 PM
The Christian lobsters at your local Red Lobster wish you a merry Christmas.
Some kid named Henry fell in the lobster tank. He’s still in there. His parents should probably get him.
December 20, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Some kid named Henry fell in the lobster tank. He’s still in there. His parents should probably get him.
Lionfish got out. Don’t come today.
December 17, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Lionfish got out. Don’t come today.
No one came to the lobster webinar. Might get fired this time.
December 16, 2024 at 2:26 PM
No one came to the lobster webinar. Might get fired this time.
Would you guys be interested in a webinar about lobsters? I don’t know I’m just brainstorming.
December 14, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Would you guys be interested in a webinar about lobsters? I don’t know I’m just brainstorming.
The shrimp have unionized. Not sure what that means for upcoming scampi Sunday.
December 13, 2024 at 2:23 PM
The shrimp have unionized. Not sure what that means for upcoming scampi Sunday.
Just got approached by a lobster who asked for a selfie & shared how much he appreciates us killing and eating him.
December 12, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Just got approached by a lobster who asked for a selfie & shared how much he appreciates us killing and eating him.
The boat is late, so we don’t have any fish today. You can still come over if you’re not hungry.
December 12, 2024 at 3:39 PM
The boat is late, so we don’t have any fish today. You can still come over if you’re not hungry.
Out of cheddar biscuits. God help us all.
December 11, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Out of cheddar biscuits. God help us all.
We sent a raiding party to the Rainforest Cafe. There were no survivors.
December 11, 2024 at 12:15 PM
We sent a raiding party to the Rainforest Cafe. There were no survivors.
Added cocaine to half of the crabs. The other half are just normal.
December 10, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Added cocaine to half of the crabs. The other half are just normal.
Taco Tuesday! We put the shark in there. We assume it’s fine.
December 10, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Taco Tuesday! We put the shark in there. We assume it’s fine.
We caught a shark. Can you eat those.
December 10, 2024 at 1:02 AM
We caught a shark. Can you eat those.
Profits are down this quarter so we’re dressing the lobsters in slutty outfits.
December 9, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Profits are down this quarter so we’re dressing the lobsters in slutty outfits.
We decided to do endless shrimp again but the government said no.
December 9, 2024 at 7:13 PM
We decided to do endless shrimp again but the government said no.