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Ace they/them. #1 Ea-nasir hater. I should
probably put more in this but
I need this in my mouth NOW
December 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Given the focus of his books I’d suspect it’s more a case of hyper-evolved insects
December 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Getting ready to sculpt?
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Hell yeah fuck that bush
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Same!
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Finally tried the clothing iron eh? The steam makes all the difference
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Douthat is the kind of guy who wakes up every morning surprised by the color of his bedsheets
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Did you just blow in from stupidtown or have you always been like this
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
HDP can also be an acronym for Hydroxypropyl distarch phosphate, which is a food safe starch thickener

That’s right, they’re all drinking thick water
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Pargin has come such a long way from writing books that are just dick jokes with a little plot tossed in (jdate)
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Grim
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Strong pelvic floor, uh
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
There were always rumors that if you watched long enough there would be a demon or monster waiting around one of the corners

I knew this to be hearsay and rumor, and yet
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The cule has plans tonight
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
She’s an antagonist for Final Pam
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Would you say it’s in a more… roundabout way?

It’s fine I’ll see myself out
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It really brings out some very creative cooking
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Is it bad that I thought the original context was “another ghoul that n*zzi hooked up with”?

It’s bad, I think
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I neeeed the new season of Magnus Protocols
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The Pleasure Pits in the rear of the Spencer’s alcoves were festooned with velvet and UV lighting, surely meant to highlight the various implements of sexual gratification found within
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Bro
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
[Intimidation] What if we shushed your baby.. permanently?
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I run through you like Chipotle after a few too many beers
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Like bamboo from under the fence
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I’m glad to see you take this important step
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM