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27yo ❀ alternate universe connoisseur ❀ bcantevenswim on ao3 ❀ nsfw highly likely ❀ mdni

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that's so nasty. but indeed, wonder why productivity and employer loyalty and happiness are down when they're giving us scraps 💀
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 AM
yeah, our league is not about your fave winning as much as it's about your least fave losing, and imo idk what's the point of even following the game at that point if you're just hoping for one team to fail for no reason 😅 and the reasons are always like "i wish they lose bc they smell like poop"
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
claude & silvan would both be terrible at it, neither would get the point at all and just lose their temper
December 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
arek & lyra would *hate* the game, but they'd do just fine. especially arek would probably even be good at it, since he's great at compartmentalization and strategization.
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
also one thing why i kinda don't like watching the local national league over here, a lot of it is just stupid fucking rivalry and hating on others based on nothing else but the city, so much so that it's taking a lot of the attention away from the actual sport 🤷‍♀️
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
it's pretty funny admittedly just observing from the outside bc i'm so indifferent and don't care about one state or city more than any other so it's just pure vibes for me 😆
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
oh yeah, and they've also got a pretty dynamic forward chain with those youngsters, they're fun on the ice too. but also dallas has been playing pretty well, esp. with quite a few of their players out of order for now bc of injuries
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
living in the human world, and being a troublemaker among the crows as well. and in general being a crow she strives to be seen as dangerous, something to be reckoned with – not cruel but powerful. also tries to stay unpredictable, she feels safer when she's the wild card.
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
like ask someone why dd/mm/yy is better than mm/dd/yy or vice versa
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
well hello fellow taurean 🐮
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
and sound like you've grated them with a cheese grater every morning for the rest of your life
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM