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I probably just posted something about butts. Idiot with (bad) dad jokes. Russia is a terrorist state.

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redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · Jan 22

I really don't think 95% of users on BSKY understand the level of destruction & scale of war that it takes to do this.

To fire a MILLION artillery shells in a month

11,000 missiles a year.

To throw 2000 men every single day to their deaths

🇷🇺 Lost more tanks than 🇺🇸 even has.

and 🇷🇺 ISN'T STOPPING

🪖MilitaryNewsUA🇺🇦 @militarynewsua.bsky.social · Jan 22

❗️Estimated losses of the 🇷🇺Russian Armed Forces as of January 22, 2025

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redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 3h

Listen, if you can't identify AI.. that's fine.

And if you're so brain rotten that you think AI is beautiful that's fine.

And if you're so fucked that you think everyone is "MAGA" despite their timeline being all "Fuck Trump".. then that's hilarious and fine.

But take your blood pressure medicine

redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 4h

Who the fuck are you talking about? 😂🤣

redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 4h

Past, The bottom "Gaza" one is Photoshop. And posted as a joke/commentary on the previous 2.

But you can easily crop it out and the rest is still true.

redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 4h

SAVE US SHRIMP JESUS!

This one is lost...

redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 4h

Whomever did this owes me exactly 1 bottle of brain bleach ... Not cool man

Not.
Cool.

I'm going to have fucking nightmares tonight 😂🤣

thewakan.bsky.social @thewakan.bsky.social · 14h

redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 4h

Everyone needs a dimensional portal through the 5th dimension in the shape of a side window, through your windshield.

redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 4h

Pretty sure?

The nonsense "letters" across the bottom wasn't the instant giveaway? 😄

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redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 4h

Trees don't grow like this

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redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 4h

No, trees don't grow like this...
It's very obviously AI

redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 4h

Not a photo, dogshit AI slop

redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 4h

Cont.

Toilet but you gotta do a #2?

"Gotta go use the Shitter"

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Toilet but you gotta go #1?

"Gotta go use the Pisser"

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Have to leave the house and do things?

Fuck "errands", WTF is an "errand" even anyways???!? .. no, we "Gotta go Out & About"

redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 4h

You forgot a few obvious ones:

Sweater with a Hood on it?

"Hoodie"

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Sweater with a a kangaroo pouch pocket on the front?

"Kangaroo sweater"

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Slap the ice when shooting the hockey puck?

"Slap shot" or amongst more casual company .. a "slapper"

redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 4h

Step 1: get a Patriot system
Step 2: .... What? You couldn't do step 1?
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profit

redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 4h

#Metallica 's Black album is so fucking good it (IMHO) sounds godly as any genre... Including as 1970's #FUNK

I submit to you, Funktallica 🎶

I've not made it all the way through yet.. because honestly I played track 2 (Sad But True) three fucking times in a row on repeat

youtu.be/aQLJ4j2d2k4?...

Metallica - The Black Album (If it was Funk)

YouTube video by Conhuir

youtu.be

redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 5h

... With the number of YouTube editors that make a career doing their craft these days ... That's not always going to be the case

redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 7h

Love the Palworld content.

Please send more! 😄

redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 16h

He has no ring, won't get a ring this year.. but is probably the best Yankee ever.

He's the paradox

redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 16h

2nd

Britain & France famously entered into a phony war with Germany, not attacking them until Germany forced them to do so with it culminating in Dunkirk & the surrender of France.

The allies attacked 2nd

redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 17h

Voice dictation while practicing your best cockney accent?

"Oi! 'Dem ov'r va'iants ov dem ov'r missile ain't it"

redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 19h

Haven't made it all the way through but spelling mistake?

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redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 1d

Well obviously Yamaha is famous for making the world's most precise pianos🎹, even their logo they put on motorcycles is 3 tuning forks perfectly crossing each other.

So obviously, it's a Piano and thusly this is me.

It's a bit of a stretch calling it a "bike" but.. Vroom vroom! 🤡

Where's my lane?

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redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 1d

I'm definitely over 40 and definitely ride my Yamaha FJR1300 around town .. but I didn't know they made lanes just for me!

What's the speed limit?

redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 1d

Amazing you think Trump cares about or is involved in whatever is going to Ukraine.

Idiot just signs what is put in front of him.

It's why he always says he may or may not do anything.

He's not involved at all. Nor does he want to be.

redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 1d

It's real!

/S

redmcredred.bsky.social @redmcredred.bsky.social · 1d

Lots of people had similar questions about harpoons.

And all that was needed was a pair of Honda generators and a voltage converter.

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