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Zak of the Noog
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"Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted."
Can’t have someone fixing the problem you intend to demagogue on.
January 19, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Is that because they sent Jonathan Ross somewhere else?
January 19, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Technically Seattle is “somewhere in the middle” of the land between the Atlantic and Pacific.

One of those technically true statements that is misleading at best by treating everything as 50/50.
January 19, 2026 at 10:15 PM
The other shit could easily be Putin not wanting it to appear too obvious.
January 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I often play the game “if Putin was telling Trump to do this for Russia’s gain, how would it be different?” I very rarely can come up with a better outcome for Russia. Admittedly not a Russia expert but I don’t believe you need to be an expert to see it.
January 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Well no shit
January 18, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Man, if we stand a chance of getting through this we have to let people change. We don’t have to be friends or forget but we shouldn’t push them away.
January 18, 2026 at 8:13 PM
He’s a nuisance, but he’s a nuisance with an audience. They’d rather be annoyed and seen than be at peace and ignored.
January 18, 2026 at 5:18 PM
In the Pacers defense Furphy & Ben Sheppard are starting with Siakim, Nembhard, Nesmith, Mathurin, I. Jackson, TJ McConnell and Toppin out.

And Hali of course
January 18, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I’m not entirely sure how you could come to a different conclusion
January 18, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Because the people you are trying to convince just want to hear something they can convince themselves isn’t radical.

Reform ICE is much more palatable than Abolish ICE and can mean exactly the same thing.

Getting rid of their funding and lowering their ranks to 0 would be reform, technically.
January 17, 2026 at 6:58 PM
They can lie because supporters only need plausible cover. Everyone knows it’s false, but it provides a unified talking point.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
January 17, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I’m not the one confidently stating ignorant shit
January 16, 2026 at 5:58 AM
It’s wild that you’re just figuring this out
January 16, 2026 at 5:55 AM
You’re wrong. It’s in the contract that you sign. What a dumb thing to get worked up about.
January 16, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I’m saying the government has precedent for such things.
January 16, 2026 at 5:39 AM
This is how all enlistment bonuses work in the military, half up front, remainder on the anniversary every year
January 16, 2026 at 5:33 AM
He’ll die way before any accountability
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Feels like abolishing ICE is the layup of all layups though. They do absolutely nothing of importance that couldn’t be done better by another agency.
January 15, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Killer and Vought will tell you to ask Trump and also pretend Trump is in charge. They aren’t dumb they’re evil.
January 14, 2026 at 10:29 PM
It’s 2026, laws or only laws if you dislike Trump
January 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Yep and it’s never been okay and we should stop immediately
January 12, 2026 at 10:13 PM
January 12, 2026 at 10:09 PM