Why isn't NJ more popular with the dolls? There's a wawa. And a wawa. And a wawa.

auhhh fuck. furgot to take the pills that stop us from transforming back into a mouse this morning. theyre on the windowsill we cant reach them. it took forever to skitter across the keyboard and type this out

so-called anarchists when u touch their pro state

the plus side of living in bad times is that while good times make soft women, bad times make -hard- women. and. um. Uh. Um.

sex that makes you cum

“you are not immune to propaganda” fuck yeah i’m not, i be taking a propa ganda at her tiddies

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#sonatober day 09: moth

youtube i need you to stop recommending me bunnies throwing tantrums im not like that i dont do that stop implying things about me its not nice its actually really rude to keep doing this like it doesnt bother me but if you keep implying i throw tantrums it might start bothering me so can you stop

[clutching her stuffie, kicking her little stockinged feet] "i have a *degree* >:T"

lady fortune you conniving wretch your most cruel and hateful designs on my abasement will fail for i am certain and unflinching in my conviction to be struck, laid low, bound and like totally called a bunch of humiliating names

i think im going to erect a statue of myself in the center of this village i conquered. and then we’re gonna go to the next village over and erect a statue of me there. and you know what we’re doing to the third village? that’s right. ten thousand plagues and curse of eternal darkness

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why do they call it a tgirl when you take T out of girl put E in girl make girl E into girl E girl no more T

yes dear i know for dragons it's called molting. it's just that you're getting your hair all over the apartment and- right. yeah. your scales. you're shedding your scales all over the apartment and it's really getting out of hand. claw.