I've repaired hundreds of laptops w/liquid spills in my career. Everyone saying take it apart is 100% spot on. Milk will corrode and STINK. Take pics as you go, lay out the screws in the same pattern they are in each layer so you know where to put them back.

I would be so weirded out if someone gave me a gift like this. I've heard it read aloud and had assumed I missed something and that this was a transcript of a conversation they were reading, not the actual letter. (Thx ADHD) WTF? It reads like something my schizophrenic brother would write....

She's 28???? Good grief, time has not been kind....

Our kids? OUR kids? Excuse me? I don't remember breeding with that fuckwit.

What?!?! Shit. That explains so much. 🤣

As much as he flip flops on things, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets all these folks to self deport on the promise of coming back after being vouched for, and then yanking the rug out from under them and instead using that list of "vouched" folks to make a "do not admit" list.