I remembered I have free will, so everyone gets to see the Zang, they’re name is Bastion x-u

I was standing at my local Walmart staring at the empty Pokémon area recently and I came to a conclusion. Scalpers are just the irl team rocket. And whenever I saw team rocket I remember distinctly enjoying the moment when they were blasting off again.

Do with this thought what you may.

Pride month reminder that the Bi flag is a perfect representation of a bi sandwich