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I talk too much.

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https://archiveofourown.org/users/RedStarRocket91
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redstarrocket91.bsky.social
Not Tumblr but:
A tweet from the handle @prince_nokia: "the one time i ever went to diceys i ordered a desperados and asked for a lime slice with it and the barman gestured to a pint glass full of lime slices but i was so drunk that i poured my bottle into the pint glass and started sipping away and then the barman shouted 'my limes!'"
September 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
redstarrocket91.bsky.social
It's actually canonising a VERY old meme!
September 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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(Slightly brightened version:)
September 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Quick and dirty recolour of the new Malys model to see how she'd look with proper drukhari skin.

I'm still not completely sure about the face, but I think it works quite a bit nicer than the original, overly-heathy skin tone.
The new miniature of Lady Aurelia Malys. Her skin is some combination of alabaster, ivory or marble and very definitely not corpselike
September 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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With the caveat that by the time I finish laughing I resemble the person in the photo
I think therefore I am, but I do not write and therefore am a writer
August 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
redstarrocket91.bsky.social
A screenshot of Jeopardy with the prompt 'this video game character is blue, collects rings and goes fast'. The contestant's answer is 'who is Dankey Kang' and while it's an old and clumsy shop that probably predates half the people on this platform, it still gives me a giggle whenever I see it.
July 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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July 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Getting ready for my verification session
YES KEIR, AS A MATTER OF FACT MY HUMOURS ARE OUT OF FUCKING BALANCE
July 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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And to think I once saw him as a villain. Bring your sun blocker over here this summer, Burns, I recant everything
That one episode of the simpsons where Mr. Burns decides to block out the sun witha big metal thing that casts a shadow over the whole town. And you know what, he was right, it's TOO FUCKING HOT
July 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you.
A still image from a cartoon (I think probably Sailor Moon but honestly I have no idea). A woman is slumped over on her bed looking absolutely done with it to the subtitle 'existing is exhausting'.
June 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Is this the one?
A brightly-coloured bird with the text 'ask me for a magic cake', red palette, the number 14 in the lower right
June 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
redstarrocket91.bsky.social
That one scene from Metal Gear Solid 2 wherein the colonel breaks the fourth wall by telling Raiden to shut off the game console.
May 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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...I'm going to have to release the bloody sequel soon, aren't I?
'A Hundred Days of Absolution', the first Thing For Adults I ever shared publicly, is currently at 299 kudos on Ao3 and coming up on its sixth anniversary. I'm continuously amazed and humbled by the reception to my garbage; seriously, from the bottom of my heart, thank you. All of you.
May 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only).
Timothy Dalton smiling malevolently in front of a picture of Timothy Dalton smiling malevolently. Yes I'm aware he was actually James Bond but A) it's a cultural outrage he only got the two films and B) I mean literally Timothy Dalton as Simon Skinner, as James Bond
April 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Having finally had a chance to catch up:
The meme with two blokes in the desert drinking from a pipe. The big chap guzzling all the water is labelled 'poor starving marines' on account of the fact that they're a famously undersupported faction. The starving chap having to settle for drips is labelled 'greedy xenos players' and should put on a suit and say thank you.
March 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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The trueborn daughter of the character in the original meme, reading the comment that ugly trueborns can also be run away from with a look of betrayal on her face
March 28, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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And there we have it. For those who've ever wondered; I'm pleased to confirm that it's possible to complete the entirety of Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader, including Void Shadows, without ever levelling anyone up... on DARING difficulty.

And at this point I'm pretty sure Marazhai could solo it!
A photo of the final boss of Warhammer 40,000 Rogue Trader, wherein everyone's favourite torture-boy dickhead Marazhai Aezyrraesh casually murders a literal star god.
March 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Who's your favourite Primarch?

Wrong answers only.
A photo of the Prime Minister of Australia from the Simpsons Episode 'Bart vs Australia'. He is being held by a gentleman named Andy floating on a tire on a lake.
March 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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And as a loose follow-up to the previous post; yes, you can defeat the Edge of Daybreak without ever levelling anyone up... on DARING difficulty.

And weirdly enough, it was easier than when I tried it on Normal.
A screenshot of Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader, in which everyone's favourite elven dickhead takes quite a lot of drugs and absolutely BODIES a Lord of Change at the urging of his deranged mon'keigh girlfriend. (For real though I am *incredibly* fucking proud of this one. Marazhai has single-handed saved the run a dozen times over at this point and comes in clutch every single time I think we've hit a progression killer. I've done a no-levelling run before on Normal and barely scraped through, and was convinced this fight was going to kill the run now that I'm on Daring. Instead, it was actually easier than last time and we took him down on the third turn, without so much as a single casualty. I've had actual proper levelled playthroughs go worse than this.)
March 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Excuse me mister Word Bearer but this is meant to be a very serious fight and your ridiculous choice of death pose is making Ulfar cry
A screenshot from the videogame Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader, in which a Word Bearer enemy quite literally loses his head and starts dancing about like an idiot in an attempt to undermine the Very Serious Wolf Business that's going on just offscreen
March 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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A scene from Tintin in which Captain Haddock complains that it's been a tough week, while Tintin reminds him that it's only Wednesday. Which is especially apt given that as as a millennial I'm wondering if I was born toward the turn of the first millenium thanks to how many one-in-a-lifetime fucking crises I've already lived through
February 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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While Discord is down
Marge Simpson sitting at a breakfast table by herself with nothing to occupy her time, trying to resist the temptation to drink a glass of wine
February 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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When the recipe says 'season to taste'
The 'how to draw an owl' meme. Like for FUCK's sake, seasonings make or break the dish, share your bloody secrets with me instead of telling me how your grandma made these hearty tasty delicious easy to make classic-style tendies every morning
February 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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You missed one.
Meet Martin Sandwich.
February 1, 2025 at 9:41 AM
redstarrocket91.bsky.social
BEHOLD A DECONSTRUCTION OF VILLAINY:
A panel from a Spiderman comic. Spiderman is speaking to an antagonist who has the ability to alter and interfere with DNA, and questioning why the antagonist is using it to turn people into Dinosaurs rather than something positive like curing serious illness like cancer. The villain responds that he just likes the idea of turning people into dinosaurs and honestly you kind of have to stan that.
January 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM