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Jon (he/him)
Palliative care specialist nurse - AuDHD - 'He's fine once you get to know him'
No Tories, No Terfs, No Swerfs, No Scrubs ⚽🏈🏏🇵🇸
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What a team 😍
Browns-Raiders takeaways: Shedeur Sanders is first Cleveland rookie QB since 1995 to win debut
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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🎶 You’ll never sing thaaaaaat 🎶
Portsmouth fans who posed as stewards to attend sold out Southampton game receive three year ban
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Krusty the Clown sat smoking a cigarette saying ‘Let’s just say it moved me…to a bigger house
October 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Never go full Jake Humphrey
A picture of a normal brain with the caption ‘This is your brain’ A picture underneath of a fried egg with the caption ‘This is your brain on LinkedIn’
October 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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K-POP BORO SLAYERS 🔵🔵🔵🔵

UP THE SHITHOUSING BLUES
🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵
Portsmouth 1 Middlesbrough 0 Yang 23 minutes
October 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Talking about MK Ultra and the Manson murders during my team’s morning check in -
RFK Jnr stood next to a graphic saying AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT
September 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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David Luiz playing in the Champions League, in the year of our lord and saviour 2025???
Ian Wright looking stunned saying ‘I thought you were dead’
September 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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The Hoover Dam with ‘I’m not racist’ text written on it A large volume of water being released from the dam with ‘BUT’ written on
September 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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The NFL is back, baby
Eagles Jalen Carter ejected after spitting on Cowboys Dak Prescott Carter was ejected before the first offensive play of the season opener
September 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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SOBBING 😭
New Signing Conor Chaplain A picture of the footballer Conor Chaplain in a Pompey shirt, returning to his boyhood club today in scenes you love to see
September 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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‘Can I have 12 bottles of bleach, please’
I group of Arsenal fans, grown men, imitating Victor Gyokeres goal celebration of clasping his fingers interlocked over his mouth to look like a mask. A scene from the film Four Lions, where on of the characters clasps his hands across his beard to disguise his face. He planned to walk into a shop and ask for 12 bottles of bleach to make explosives
August 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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From the TV series I'm Alan Partridge Alan sits in his vandalised car with COOK PASS BABTRIDGE sprayed on the side, when it originally said COCK PISS PARTRIDGE before being clumsily altered
July 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Sending them out in a green, sub par Spain away knock off?!
Sylvio from The Sopranos looking annoyed saying 'Its anti-italian discrimination'
July 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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What athlete's expression will stay with you the rest of your life?
Diego Maradona looking directly into a camera after scoring at the 1994 USA World Cup, mouth wide open, teeth bared, his eyes already telling us the results of the drug test he was about to fail
June 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Season ticket seat move shenanigans, rest in piss penalty spot obscuring girder
The substantial queue outside the Pompey ticket office for the short window for season ticket holders to move seats
June 6, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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A tweet from @dril turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
May 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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*cracks knuckles*

BBC News - NHS plans 'unthinkable' cuts to balance books - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Three rabbits placed in a pink toy Barbie car to look like they're driving. The text reads: GET IN LOSER, WE'RE GOING ON STRIKE
May 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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An American Pope??! Game's gone
Roy Keane looking exasperated
May 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Even better, you say?????
Leicester City 2, something called 'southampton football club's 0
May 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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The Labour Brains Trust rn
A Simpsons meme. Homer, Marge, Otto and some others are in a very deep hole which they dug them themselves into thinking there was treasure buried. The text reads: UH, HOW ARE WE GONNA GET OUT OF HERE? WE'LL BE MORE RACIST!
May 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Larry David playing himself in Curb Your Enthusiasm. He is pointing his finger and saying 'And in fact, the customer is usually a moron and an asshole.'
April 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Welcome to the Championship, Wrexham!
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia opening credits font "The Gang have to adhere to profit and sustainability rules"
April 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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U wot m8
A tweet from something called 'southampton fc' tweeting Pompey in 2017 reading: How about this... #SaintsFC are red, #Pompey are blue, We can barely hear you, From down in League 2! Pompey will play these trophy shy clowns in the same division next season
April 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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UP THE SHITHOUSING, SAFE FROM RELEGATION BLUES 🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵

Another season embracing the chaos in the world's finest division 🥳🥳🥳🥳
Pompey 1, Watford nil Colby Bishop scoring the only goal after 25 minutes. Watford were lucky to get nil
April 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM