Redvedev
@redvedev.bsky.social
I fell in the toilet
Former inmate of 🇬🇧, now recovering in Atlanta
He/ They, a bit gay, quite ACE, my sexuality is mostly Tired
Former inmate of 🇬🇧, now recovering in Atlanta
He/ They, a bit gay, quite ACE, my sexuality is mostly Tired
this is someone so useless they would slip on their own fart and fall and expire
January 27, 2026 at 5:17 AM
this is someone so useless they would slip on their own fart and fall and expire
Schumer counters by introducing a possible maybe measure of restricting boos of one person to a no more than a single hour per day, moments before slipping and falling on his uselessness
January 27, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Schumer counters by introducing a possible maybe measure of restricting boos of one person to a no more than a single hour per day, moments before slipping and falling on his uselessness
phew I was worried for a second lmao
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 AM
phew I was worried for a second lmao
wait, she did lay a second egg today, she has two now right?
January 27, 2026 at 1:15 AM
wait, she did lay a second egg today, she has two now right?
the challenge is to pick which role she’s more perfect for/ in. It’s criminal she’s not in more things, she’s fucking terrific
January 26, 2026 at 5:33 PM
the challenge is to pick which role she’s more perfect for/ in. It’s criminal she’s not in more things, she’s fucking terrific
it’s what Arby’s sandwiches are made out of
January 25, 2026 at 6:06 PM
it’s what Arby’s sandwiches are made out of
bc the artist should also spoon feed their hard work to their audience
January 25, 2026 at 6:04 PM
bc the artist should also spoon feed their hard work to their audience
that is objectively hilarious, the odds of that happening are so tiny, and to happen to a speedrunner??
January 25, 2026 at 6:00 PM
that is objectively hilarious, the odds of that happening are so tiny, and to happen to a speedrunner??
It’s the one thing I never accomplished in the OG FF7, it’s so odd to see it in action
January 25, 2026 at 5:54 PM
It’s the one thing I never accomplished in the OG FF7, it’s so odd to see it in action
she’s so fuckin cute, let’s go
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 AM
she’s so fuckin cute, let’s go
RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL THE CARPET IS GONE
January 25, 2026 at 2:12 AM
RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL THE CARPET IS GONE
smoothing over your post whilst simultaneously smoothing over your brain. Modern efficiency
January 25, 2026 at 2:09 AM
smoothing over your post whilst simultaneously smoothing over your brain. Modern efficiency
altho don’t do what I did, which is doze off with the volume raised and have the momma birds’ shrieks terrify you awake
January 24, 2026 at 10:19 PM
altho don’t do what I did, which is doze off with the volume raised and have the momma birds’ shrieks terrify you awake
I’ve had this on all day in lieu of making myself feel ill absorbing the news. Allow yourself a minute to do the same.
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I’ve had this on all day in lieu of making myself feel ill absorbing the news. Allow yourself a minute to do the same.
bless this beautiful couple and their family
January 24, 2026 at 6:36 AM
bless this beautiful couple and their family
those smoke effects tho, wow
January 24, 2026 at 5:57 AM
those smoke effects tho, wow
whichever gas station was peddling this, I’m going to piss in their storage tanks
January 24, 2026 at 1:10 AM
whichever gas station was peddling this, I’m going to piss in their storage tanks
augh what a beautiful oc
January 23, 2026 at 4:46 AM
augh what a beautiful oc
