30 days out from my surgery. its getting real
January 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
30 days out from my surgery. its getting real
Keegan just looked at me and said 5 times 4 is 20
bro you're 5, let's take a step back on multiplication
bro you're 5, let's take a step back on multiplication
January 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Keegan just looked at me and said 5 times 4 is 20
bro you're 5, let's take a step back on multiplication
bro you're 5, let's take a step back on multiplication
kids are horrible this weekend. being at skyzone for a bday party is not good for my mental health, I'm so overstimulated
January 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM
kids are horrible this weekend. being at skyzone for a bday party is not good for my mental health, I'm so overstimulated
it never fails that the nights that Brad has a guys night, the kids decide fuck it why should we sleep? let's interrupt mom's precious alone time she has been looking forward to
January 11, 2026 at 12:17 AM
it never fails that the nights that Brad has a guys night, the kids decide fuck it why should we sleep? let's interrupt mom's precious alone time she has been looking forward to
I'm throwing a galentines brunch right before my surgery and I'm so excited. it won't be a lot of people at all but I'm feeling super host-y lately
January 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I'm throwing a galentines brunch right before my surgery and I'm so excited. it won't be a lot of people at all but I'm feeling super host-y lately
lol only my mom wished Clara a happy birthday. no other family reached out. im livid
December 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
lol only my mom wished Clara a happy birthday. no other family reached out. im livid
nothing screams christmas joy like your 5 year old telling you he ✨️hates you✨️ cause the one toy he got needs to charge
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
nothing screams christmas joy like your 5 year old telling you he ✨️hates you✨️ cause the one toy he got needs to charge
its hard enough making Christmas magic, having to add on birthday magic for Clara the day after is exhausting.
December 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
its hard enough making Christmas magic, having to add on birthday magic for Clara the day after is exhausting.
its insane the difference between last December and now
December 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
its insane the difference between last December and now
nothing is better than a hot bath after leg day
December 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
nothing is better than a hot bath after leg day
Taylor's documentary makes me regret not going to the eras tour
December 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Taylor's documentary makes me regret not going to the eras tour
dont ask parents with a new baby how theyre sleeping
ask how the parent is doing
ask how the parent is doing
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
dont ask parents with a new baby how theyre sleeping
ask how the parent is doing
ask how the parent is doing
how did i make such a cute baby girl 🥹
December 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
how did i make such a cute baby girl 🥹
I hate that i put my work email on my phone but I do like sorting emails in bed so tomorrow morning ill log onto a more organized inbox and it gives me an excuse to lay in bed longer
December 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I hate that i put my work email on my phone but I do like sorting emails in bed so tomorrow morning ill log onto a more organized inbox and it gives me an excuse to lay in bed longer
I am so behind on getting shit ready for Clara's party uggggh
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I am so behind on getting shit ready for Clara's party uggggh
I miss having personal space
December 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I miss having personal space
the past two weeks have been so rough, personally and at work. I took a nap today and was out cold for 2.5 hours. my body absolutely needed that reset
December 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
the past two weeks have been so rough, personally and at work. I took a nap today and was out cold for 2.5 hours. my body absolutely needed that reset
laying in bed with Keegan and he's watching TV
I hear him quietly say "im gonna kill everyone "
am I raising a serial killer?
I hear him quietly say "im gonna kill everyone "
am I raising a serial killer?
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
laying in bed with Keegan and he's watching TV
I hear him quietly say "im gonna kill everyone "
am I raising a serial killer?
I hear him quietly say "im gonna kill everyone "
am I raising a serial killer?
forever wishing we lived more than like 5 pennies above living paycheck to paycheck. I just wanna give my kids everything 🥲
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
forever wishing we lived more than like 5 pennies above living paycheck to paycheck. I just wanna give my kids everything 🥲
first time being invited to a kid friendly new years eve party and im excited but like...no chance my kids stay up until midnight lol
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
first time being invited to a kid friendly new years eve party and im excited but like...no chance my kids stay up until midnight lol
it feels good to feel hot again, havent felt hot since high school
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
it feels good to feel hot again, havent felt hot since high school
my hair dresser complimented my shoulders and my cheek bones and im so happy. compliments keep me alive
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
my hair dresser complimented my shoulders and my cheek bones and im so happy. compliments keep me alive
I am old af
I looked up the set list for the show I'm going to tonight and I dont care for the encore songs that much, I am so excited to leave early
I looked up the set list for the show I'm going to tonight and I dont care for the encore songs that much, I am so excited to leave early
December 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I am old af
I looked up the set list for the show I'm going to tonight and I dont care for the encore songs that much, I am so excited to leave early
I looked up the set list for the show I'm going to tonight and I dont care for the encore songs that much, I am so excited to leave early
I am so not in the mood for an hour and a half long catholic mass wedding this weekend
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I am so not in the mood for an hour and a half long catholic mass wedding this weekend
there is nothing better than laying in bed after a hard workout
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
there is nothing better than laying in bed after a hard workout