Everyone knows what Guehi meant. Everyone knows Morsy is hiding. Everyone knows Man U players think it’s nothing

Football has a huge problem

The solution should start with fellas that say being gay is a sin not being the captain of clubs which undoubtedly have gay fans and probably a gay player

Have as much confidence as I’ve had all season that Stevenage create chances and have a style tomorrow

Crawley a tidy side mind and not the pushovers people make out

A win and that pressure tap definitely eases off a bit though

That Cameron Archer goal decision easily one of if not the worst I have ever seen. A genuine outrage and those points matter to teams like Southampton in these games.

I can only sigh

I double dare Stevenage to get some shots off tomorrow

The more managers explain that formations are made up and football is about the idea

The further along we are going to get with people understanding

And now he’s scored. Absolutely sublime from him

Rasmus Hojlund is quick, strong, finds corners from shots, creates that yard of space for himself, has the number nine movements nailed down.

If you can’t make it work with him I think that’s on you

I’m utterly convinced of his skillset and how good he is

I felt another app was necessary to post myself with a beer moaning about football