Joe Morrissey is a Pedophile
LightNews LightNews
banner
reed.bradenstone.com
Joe Morrissey is a Pedophile
@reed.bradenstone.com
610 followers 840 following 1.5K posts
It is a tale skeeted by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

wife guy to @vyvian.bradenstone.com
dog dad to @skaya.bradenstone.com
Posts Replies Media Videos
reed.bradenstone.com
For once, I feel a little bad for Bubba.
Donald Trump sitting in a crowd, eating a hot dog by holding it with both hands and holding it nearly parallel to his chin so the hot dog is aimed at the roof of his mouth. An older photo of Donald Trump sitting in a crowd, eating a hot dog by holding it with both hands and holding it nearly parallel to his chin so the hot dog is aimed at the roof of his mouth.
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
reed.bradenstone.com
Get out of there, Myrna!!
The infamous "antebellum" photo of Joe Morrissey in a top hat, now-ex-wife Myrna Pride in a pink gown, and their first child together. The photo has been altered to replace Joe Morrissey with the Babadook, also wearing a top hat, who is holding a framed photo of Joe Morrissey standing in front of a display case full of boxing gloves. Joe Morrissey has been accused of domestic battery by both of his former wives and once ran as "Fightin' Morrissey" with boxing gloves printed on his campaign materials.
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
reed.bradenstone.com
Bernie Sanders meme. Text: "I am once again asking Joe Morrissey to sue me."
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
reed.bradenstone.com
A three-panel scene from "The Good Place." A character is speaking and gesturing in all three panels, and his head has been replaced with Chuck Schumer's head using Photoshop. The character says, "He's got a point. The fair thing for us to do is just keep on giving up more and more stuff we want, unilaterally, until this demon is finally happy."
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
reed.bradenstone.com
More from Vyvian's list of Queer Icons:

Not Cronkite in general, just that one moment where he dramatically takes off his glasses while announcing that Kennedy was dead.

I do kinda get this one. That's camp.
A rounded, black-and-white, letterbox TV screen featuring Walter Cronkite taking off his glasses with a grim expression on his face, in front of the Progress Pride flag with a 3-D stylized pink damask title: "QUEER ICON". There is also some gratuitous lens flare.
November 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
reed.bradenstone.com
If you're praying to a living man, you're in a cult.

Also, he'd rather you pray to him on Truth Social, not his ex-boyfriend's website.
Tweet from Dilbert creator Scott Adams: On Monday, I will ask President Trump, via X, to help save my life. He offered to help me if I needed it. ¶ I need it. ¶ As many of you know, I have metastasized prostate cancer.
November 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
reed.bradenstone.com
All I asked was, "Was Ben Franklin a chaser," and somehow we got here.
Martha Washington, in a blue and white dress, holding a book, sitting in front of the Progress Pride flag with a 3-D stylized pink damask title: "QUEER ICON". There is also some gratuitous lens flare.
October 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
reed.bradenstone.com
If I understood @vyvian.bradenstone.com, I wouldn't have married her. She's the puzzle I plan to keep failing to solve until I die.

Anyhoo... here's this.
The "Slap Slap Slap Clap Clap Clap" Kid from Jimmy Neutron in an argyle sweatervest and bowtie, dancing in front of the Progress Pride flag with a 3-D stylized pink damask title: "QUEER ICON". There is also some gratuitous lens flare.
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
reed.bradenstone.com
Death Valley National Park

Hey, I don't make the list. Just the memes.
A photo of Death Valley National Park, fanned out in front of the Progress Pride flag with a 3-D stylized pink damask title: "QUEER ICON". There is also some gratuitous lens flare.
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
reed.bradenstone.com
I mean, I guess... he's a dude who ovulates.
Yoshi, the dinosaur from the Mario games, standing in front of the Progress Pride flag with a 3-D stylized pink damask title: "QUEER ICON". There is also some gratuitous lens flare.
October 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
reed.bradenstone.com
Yeah, I married her, but do I understand her? No, not usually.

Part 3 of @vyvian.bradenstone.com's queer icon fever dream.
The Big-Lipped Alligator from All Dogs Go To Heaven, cheesing at the viewer with a dog in its crotch, standing in front of the Progress Pride flag with a 3-D stylized pink damask title: "QUEER ICON". There is also some gratuitous lens flare.
October 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
reed.bradenstone.com
Part 2 of a series of unusual characters my wife has declared are queer icons for some reason.
Roger the Alien from American Dad, mouth open and pointing with his index finger, as if he's ridiculing something just out of frame, standing in front of the Progress Pride flag with a 3-D stylized pink damask title: "QUEER ICON". There is also some gratuitous lens flare.
October 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
reed.bradenstone.com
"Eustace! The bed's getting soggy. If you can't do away with this curse, you're gonna have to sleep on the roof."
Muriel Bagge from Courage the Cowardly Dog, a kindly, round, old woman with glasses and an apron, standing in front of the Progress Pride flag with a 3-D stylized pink damask title: "QUEER ICON". There is also some gratuitous lens flare.
October 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
reed.bradenstone.com
I hate the new design.
An overhead view of the White House. Photoshopped. The former East Wing is elongated, copied, and rotated, so that the White House looks like a swastika from above.
October 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
reed.bradenstone.com
This was what we were supposed to see on 9/11.
The East Wing of the White House completely destroyed.
October 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
reed.bradenstone.com
From /r/VCU:
A piece of paper in a clear notebook paper sleeve, taped to a glass door. It reads: Student Workers! / Below is your new break policy. Please ask if you have any questions, thank you. / -Management Team / / Shift is [bold] less than [end bold] 6 hours= No Break / / Shift is [bold] more than [end bold] 6 hours= 30- Minute Break (unpaid) / / Student Workers will [bold] not [end bold] be allowed to take any 15-minute breaks. I took a photo of a sign that was posted on the office door. If this is my third year working here, why have they only now implemented this policy? I’m a student worker who does 8-hour shifts three days a week, on top of classes. So I can’t get a 15, just a 30. Students also aren’t allowed to join the workers’ union. Management regularly sends people home, which makes us short-staffed. I work at the restaurant that brings in the most customers and money on campus, so it’s confusing. Food rushes are stressful when you’re tired and can’t take a break because the managers sent five people home. I remember when I worked there my second year, one of the managers made me work in the kitchen by myself, just me and the cook. They left and said they would be right back, coming back 15 minutes later asking me why I had so many orders on the screen. Last year we brought in $4 million dollars in sales, one of the manager came to us excited. But what does that mean for us workers? This is the first year I haven’t gotten a 50 cent raise but a dollar raise. We aren’t allowed overtime anymore either. Last year I made 500 in one week from my overtime, this year it’s 270. Because this is my primary income, I cannot just quit like that. But I will start searching for jobs nearby that allows me to work early morning shift again.
October 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
reed.bradenstone.com
First panel: Flight tracking for the VA State Police helicopter, showing multiple loops around downtown Richmond. Second panel: Regina George from Mean Girls asking, "Why are you so obsessed with me?"
October 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
reed.bradenstone.com
Check out the custom emoji my GC uses for your ass-backwards backwater county. I bet you'll know exactly what it refers to without me having to explain it.

Imagine not being able to appeal to working class voters against a party of billionaires. Y'all must be doing something wrong.
A Discord emoji called "HANOVER." It's a mashup of the stacked books emoji and the fire emoji, appearing like a stack of books on fire.
October 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
reed.bradenstone.com
The Broad Street Bullies riding their bikes past the VCU Institute for Contemporary Art. Photoshopped into the image: Mayor Danny Avula leads the pack on a Vespa scooter with a Richmond City flag flying off the back and bumper stickers for RVA, the Democratic Party, and Francine the Lowe's Cat.
October 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
reed.bradenstone.com
If you manufacture consumer products and hold them together with these, you are a bad person.
A machine bolt with a six-pointed star head and a metal post in the middle of the star, designed to be removed only by a specialty screwdriver.
September 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
reed.bradenstone.com
Make sure you put my name on that list. I like to feel included.
Posts By Feds @SuspectFed- 1d The following citizens did not mourn sufficiently after the passing of our dear leader's favourite anti- Civil Rights activist: [Image of a North Korean state media reporter.] The Spectator Index @spectatorin... 2d BREAKING: Reports that an online database documenting the details of individuals who celebrated the kiling of Charlie Kirk will be released to the public
September 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
reed.bradenstone.com
God, I sure hope not!
@seanmdav (blue check) on Twitter: The Democrat party is a domestic terrorist organization whose most fanatics will not hesitate to murder their political opponents. This was not a one-off event.
September 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
reed.bradenstone.com
It took you twelve minutes to go from bitching about people not letting you respond to them to bragging about blocking people en masse. And I don't think you have the self awareness to see why everybody thinks that's funny.
Eric Owens @ericowens.bsky.social would like to thank @radiofreetom. bsky.social from the very sub-cockles of my heart for making what could have been a boring night for me into an exciting Bluesky Block-a-thon. Eric Owens @ericowens.bsky. social If you criticize me on this website, but don't give me the opportunity to reply to your criticism, I'm obviously going to block you. It's only fair.
August 22, 2025 at 8:25 AM
reed.bradenstone.com
Tweet: "lmfaoooooooooo this is the new gerrymandered map for Texas" Image: the state map of Texas, with Texas cut out and replaced by a map of Silent Hill Tweet: "lmfaoooooooooo this is the new gerrymandered map for Texas" Image: the state map of Texas, with Texas cut out and replaced by a map of The Shining's Overlook Hotel Tweet: "lmfaoooooooooo this is the new gerrymandered map for Texas" Image: the state map of Texas, with Texas cut out and replaced by a map of Derry, Maine from IT Tweet: "lmfaoooooooooo this is the new gerrymandered map for Texas" Image: the state map of Texas, with Texas cut out and replaced by a children's playroom rug with roads and buildings on it
August 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM