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State certified nerd.
Member of the House of Dragons.
Partner of @HerrOffAir.

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Im moment Elevator Assistance Engelschicht im Foyer des #39c3: Großer Trubel um dich herum, aber es spricht kaum jemand mehr als einen Satz mit dir.

Letzte Nacht Access Control Engelschicht auf dem Weg zur Party im Engelrestaurant: Nicht so viel los. Jeder dritte bleibt aber Minutenlang stehen […]
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woof.group
December 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
@cphFFsub thank you again for the back massage you just gave me! ❤️
December 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
@layer8 ich glaube ich bin schon vier mal oder so direkt an dir vorbei gelaufen. 🤭

Bin aber zu schüchtern was zu sagen. Hoffe, das klingt nicht allzu creepy. 😬
December 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Reposted by Reemt
wenn diese Petition die sich gegen die Einführung von de facto Rosa Listen richtet nicht erfolgreich ist, werd ich sauer auf euch*

* die die nicht mitzeichnen

https://epetitionen.bundestag.de/petitionen/_2025/_07/_14/Petition_183950.$$$.a.u.html
Petitionen: Petition 183950
epetitionen.bundestag.de
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Those British webpages to apply for a juggling licence, hosted under official government domains are really sending me. 😅 https://dynamic-website-starter-self-service-dev.apps.ocp1.azure.dso.digital.mod.uk/apply-juggling-license/start
Get started – Apply for a juggling license – MOD.UK
dynamic-website-starter-self-service-dev.apps.ocp1.azure.dso.digital.mod.uk
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Unifi ≠ Unify
Aber wie erklärt man das den Leuten?
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I'll be back in the office tomorrow, after two weeks of vacation. I already have 8 appointments scheduled for the first day, 89 emails waiting and one of my two colleagues has quit and already had his last day.
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
When people talk about AI, I often hear "but they wouldn’t have hired an illustrator anyway, so isn’t that bad." Whereas with copyright, I always hear "this is how much they estimate that piece of media was pirated and the damage to the company is the estimate of pirate copies multiplied by […]
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woof.group
October 13, 2025 at 10:26 AM
COVID-19- und Influenza-Impfung dankend erhalten.
October 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Du sagst “Jedem Tierchen sein Pläsierchen"

Ich sage "Jedem Twink sein Kink"

Wir sind nicht gleich. 😌
October 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Die patentierte @schlingel iPhone Kaufberatung funktioniert.
September 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
@iphoneblog gibt Apple irgendwo für Nutzende an, wie dick ein iPhone an seinem dicksten Punkt ist? Oder ist die einzige offizielle Quelle dafür die Seite mit den genauen Maßen für die Hüllenhersteller?
September 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Every time Tim is on screen, my brain goes "ugh. Enough with the politician." 😐 #AppleEvent
September 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
How fitting. AirPods Pro 3 will be released on the day that I’ll get my ears professionally cleaned. 😬
September 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
@q Have you heard of issues with scanning an (((eTicket Deutschland from KVB of Cologne with the Golden Gate Smart Card App on iOS 18.6.1 and 18.6.2?
August 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
You enter the waiting room of a general practitioner that is also a HIV specialist practice. You’ll find
- a guy with colorful hair
- a guy with a Mohawk
- a guy with a metal chain with a lock around his neck
- a guy wearing Nike TNs.

It’s very easy to spot the gays™ in this way! 😅

Most of […]
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woof.group
August 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Really bad day. I’m sick. I may miss Folsom Europe. (after having missed Easter Berlin last… well, Easter due to sickness as well)
August 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
And then you mention @zero at work while changing SPF records. 😁
August 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Is there a "use the gov.uk design system for unintended purposes" user group? I like to imagine a brit visiting one of @q websites and think "oh no, still have to file my taxes with HMRC".
August 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Ich hasse die Digitalisierung des Gesundheitswesens. Mein Arzt sagt, er werde mich krankschreiben. Die App meines Krankenversicherers weiß von keiner Arbeitsunfähigkeit. Also gehe ich jetzt zur Arbeit, denn ich riskiere bestimmt nicht meinen Job, wenn ich nicht sicher sein kann, dass ich […]
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woof.group
July 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Deutsche Bahn is always "interesting". Train from Cologne to Berlin. Unexpectedly stops in Opladen, fire on the track. Turns around to Cologne, train cancelled.

My best alternative is not possible with the ticket I have. If I cancel the ticket, they'll keep €30. I can ask for compensation, but […]
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July 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
July 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
[De-Pol]

My bf just reminded me that CDU/CSU parliamentary leader Jens Spahn is unlikely to just "loose his job". He’s more likely to be send to Brussels to become president of the European Commission. 😬
July 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
What is the preferred bank of the puppy community?
Bark-lays.

I‘ll be here all week.
July 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
In Germany, we don’t call them fortune cookies; we call them "Weizengebäck mit einem Zettel im Inneren, der vor dem Verzehr herauszunehmen ist" and I think that’s very deutsches Lebensmittelbuch.
July 1, 2025 at 6:59 AM