Reese Morgenstern
@reesemorgenstern.bsky.social
eating honeydew next to cantaloupe people
comedy writer/filmmaker/gamer/sandwich lover
chargers/yankees/former mavs fan
he/him
https://reesemorgenstern4.wixsite.com/reese
comedy writer/filmmaker/gamer/sandwich lover
chargers/yankees/former mavs fan
he/him
https://reesemorgenstern4.wixsite.com/reese
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Existence is cool because every three months something shows up on your body that might be a sign of a life-threatening disease
January 23, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Existence is cool because every three months something shows up on your body that might be a sign of a life-threatening disease
Reposted by Reese Morgenstern
hey guys, just to confirm this is my fundraiser. i didn't want to ask for help, but i do need it.
my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
Donate to Support Gene Park's Cancer Surgery and Treatment, organized by Gene Park
Hi, my name is Gene Park. I’m a games critic at The Washington Post, and I’… Gene Park needs your support for Support Gene Park's Cancer Surgery and Treatment
www.gofundme.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:44 AM
hey guys, just to confirm this is my fundraiser. i didn't want to ask for help, but i do need it.
my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
Activism is now just announcing you’re leaving Twitter
January 16, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Activism is now just announcing you’re leaving Twitter
In the year 2026 and I can’t even figure out a way to watch The Golden Spurtle smh
January 14, 2026 at 7:11 AM
In the year 2026 and I can’t even figure out a way to watch The Golden Spurtle smh
Never really thought about how TickPick sounded until I told some friends to buy tickets there and they laughed
January 8, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Never really thought about how TickPick sounded until I told some friends to buy tickets there and they laughed
“Potential Spam” is too positive it always makes me wanna pick up the call
January 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
“Potential Spam” is too positive it always makes me wanna pick up the call
New Year’s Rockin’ Eve in the 2020s is to remember the Goo Goo Dolls exist
January 1, 2026 at 9:04 PM
New Year’s Rockin’ Eve in the 2020s is to remember the Goo Goo Dolls exist
It’s the holidays, so it’s time to gather ‘round the family and watch Sean Combs: The Reckoning
December 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It’s the holidays, so it’s time to gather ‘round the family and watch Sean Combs: The Reckoning
Roku City’s changed, man
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Roku City’s changed, man
Got shushed in a theatre when lights were up and trailers started then the dude proceeds to talk when the actual movie is playing. Can’t make this stuff up folks
December 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Got shushed in a theatre when lights were up and trailers started then the dude proceeds to talk when the actual movie is playing. Can’t make this stuff up folks
Reposted by Reese Morgenstern
I'm bored today so I decided it's time to announce the secret project.
SECRET PROJECT REVEALED
YouTube video by Gary Whitta
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I'm bored today so I decided it's time to announce the secret project.
Three worst words in the English language in 2025: ‘Excluded from A-List’
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Three worst words in the English language in 2025: ‘Excluded from A-List’
At least Sean Bean is another medieval-looking project where his character will probably get killed pretty quick
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
At least Sean Bean is another medieval-looking project where his character will probably get killed pretty quick
New pitch for a presidential run: Peyton and Eli Manning. They have it all: white, religious, and on TV. They’re ready
October 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
New pitch for a presidential run: Peyton and Eli Manning. They have it all: white, religious, and on TV. They’re ready
Maybe Tilly Norwood can beat Trump
September 30, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Maybe Tilly Norwood can beat Trump
No easy way to say this: I think we need Sean Evans to run for president
September 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
No easy way to say this: I think we need Sean Evans to run for president
It’s the strangest thing. Time and time again when someone is horrible towards me on the road, the person is driving a Tesla. Not sure why.
September 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It’s the strangest thing. Time and time again when someone is horrible towards me on the road, the person is driving a Tesla. Not sure why.
After careful deliberation, the team is considering other candidates whose background and experience more closely align with whatever vibes we were feelin’ in the moment
September 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
After careful deliberation, the team is considering other candidates whose background and experience more closely align with whatever vibes we were feelin’ in the moment
You know it’s time to consuming video podcasts when you recognize the studio they’re in
August 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You know it’s time to consuming video podcasts when you recognize the studio they’re in
Trying to figure out why waffle towels exist. Couldn’t be for drying off
August 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Trying to figure out why waffle towels exist. Couldn’t be for drying off
The absolute relief of seeing HBO in front of Max again wow
July 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The absolute relief of seeing HBO in front of Max again wow
June 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Starting a new business where I procrastinate for you. Let me take the not doing anything off your hands
June 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Starting a new business where I procrastinate for you. Let me take the not doing anything off your hands
Has a name ever matched a person as perfectly as Verne Lundquist
June 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Has a name ever matched a person as perfectly as Verne Lundquist