My dad just called and asked what size tires I have 🤭
November 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My dad just called and asked what size tires I have 🤭
I wonder how you’ll mesh with my family — I blend in, not sure if I fit in.
October 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I wonder how you’ll mesh with my family — I blend in, not sure if I fit in.
Why do I keep putting everyone else’s mask on first?
October 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Why do I keep putting everyone else’s mask on first?
Tired of the men in my inbox talking about, “hello beautiful.” 🙄
October 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Tired of the men in my inbox talking about, “hello beautiful.” 🙄
You’ve been thinking about me a lot? 🧐
October 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You’ve been thinking about me a lot? 🧐
I went to work every day this week 😧
October 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I went to work every day this week 😧
Mannnn… I need to getting married 😅
September 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Mannnn… I need to getting married 😅
Were you blowing kisses because you’re nice or because you think I’m cute?
September 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Were you blowing kisses because you’re nice or because you think I’m cute?
My house smells like cinnamon and home cooked meals 😌
September 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My house smells like cinnamon and home cooked meals 😌
Update from 2mos ago: no one has bought me flowers.
August 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Update from 2mos ago: no one has bought me flowers.
I’m gonna give it one more day before I watch Final Destination alone 🙂
August 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m gonna give it one more day before I watch Final Destination alone 🙂
I want some flowers 💐
May 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I want some flowers 💐
Not the president beefing with Bruce Springsteen 😅
May 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Not the president beefing with Bruce Springsteen 😅
Booth | Booth | Booth
May 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Booth | Booth | Booth
Met Gala is giving Into The Woods vibes 😅🌳
May 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Met Gala is giving Into The Woods vibes 😅🌳
Back in the booth for tech week 😁 #intothewoods 🎭
May 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Back in the booth for tech week 😁 #intothewoods 🎭
If I take time out of my day for you, make it worth my while 💐
May 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If I take time out of my day for you, make it worth my while 💐
I recorded a million audition tapes and now I have to choose only ONE 😭
April 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I recorded a million audition tapes and now I have to choose only ONE 😭
Hold onto your meteorites and leave me alone.
April 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Hold onto your meteorites and leave me alone.
People act like they fwm but I know better.
April 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
People act like they fwm but I know better.
My boss told me he was thinking about getting off X because it’s making him miserable… surprise 🎉
April 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My boss told me he was thinking about getting off X because it’s making him miserable… surprise 🎉