need a bumper sticker for the spring that says “i’m sober, just avoiding potholes”. feel like that would solve a lot of my current driving anxiety.

this is a public appeal to Kyle McLachlans social media team PLEASE HIRE ME im sick of fighting architects all day. i want to post my playlist and force agent dale cooper to do tiktok dances

p. sure i was one of the first cyberbullying victims (2008 over MSN messenger). so you can’t hurt me.

me when i pick a scab and it bleeds: the body keeps the score 😔

me (trying to get fired): the views and opinions on this page actually do reflect those of my employer : - )

they should invent a kind of swiffer mop that doesn’t just spread the layer of dirt into a thinner layer, tricking you into thinking your floors are clean idk just an idea i had

in the spirit of not calling twitter whatever he wants it to be called, i will not longer refer to TikTok by its name. now, it is Vine again. it really just was a better name.

i lost another Item. at this point they don’t have to be Nice, i just can’t even have Things anymore 😭

start your morning off wrong by taking a covid test!!! do it!!!

weekend breakfast just hits different than weekday breakfast

went thrifting today and saw two very distinct vases that i remember from my childhood and was like “oh haha” but then saw a sign my mom had in her laundry room last year. then i just started finding my moms old stuff and we had a little photoshoot.