I know I’ve posted this elsewhere, but here’s wishing a very happy Winnipeg Jets Elimination Day to all of my loved ones!! This one feels particularly special.

Republican job cuts are supposed to be saving the country billions of dollars… Republican trade taxes are supposed to make the country trillions of dollars…
So, how is it that the Republican budget includes 6 trillion dollars in deficits?

The math ain’t mathin’.

…and you heard the guy say something to the effect of “we’re going to be rich again,” and you’re just now catching on to the fact that, while he was speaking before you, he wasn’t talking to you.

I’d heard it said that a conservative is someone who will shit their own pants if they think a liberal will experience discomfort in smelling it.
Seems there’s some truth in that.

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.

If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

On the last day of 2023, I bought the most expensive bottle of whiskey I’ve ever purchased. Hope I can top it in 2024