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@regipsaloquitur.com
Apple geek, law nerd, tea ſnob, Internet governance wonk, techno-animiſt, hedoniſt. Weirdly enamored of the DNS. USB condom fairy. I ſkeet (that really what we’re doing‽) ſolely in my own capacity. RS/❤️≠Endorſment ſhe/her
when you see this post an image from your gallery that describes your mental health 🫵
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
when you see this post an image from your gallery that describes your mental health 🫵
LMAO, I was looking for a note and ran across this random one:
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
LMAO, I was looking for a note and ran across this random one:
Quote tweet with your most recently saved meme. Mine is uh. Apparently my motto in life.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Quote tweet with your most recently saved meme. Mine is uh. Apparently my motto in life.
::extremely Street Fighter voice::
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
::extremely Street Fighter voice::
Nothing says “welcome” like “we don’t trust you with our hangars” 🥰 #hotellife
November 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Nothing says “welcome” like “we don’t trust you with our hangars” 🥰 #hotellife
I found the MOST GLORIOUS TOWN IN THE ‘VERSE!
November 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I found the MOST GLORIOUS TOWN IN THE ‘VERSE!
“His self-portrait is in your [the blue] room. He’s an odd lookin’ fella.”
November 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
“His self-portrait is in your [the blue] room. He’s an odd lookin’ fella.”
I like my men like I like my guinness:
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I like my men like I like my guinness:
Friend: I can't believe you pulled out DNS and BIND on the FIRST DAY.
Me: Look, it's a comprehensive description of how things fit together!!
Me: Look, it's a comprehensive description of how things fit together!!
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Friend: I can't believe you pulled out DNS and BIND on the FIRST DAY.
Me: Look, it's a comprehensive description of how things fit together!!
Me: Look, it's a comprehensive description of how things fit together!!
Sat across from this for the hours and neither whipped out my phillips head nor killed anyone. I deserve a cookie.
October 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Sat across from this for the hours and neither whipped out my phillips head nor killed anyone. I deserve a cookie.
DM: He casts toll the dead—more like TROLL the dead, amirite??
Player 2: Troll the dead is that image of the dude doing this at a gravestone ✌🏼
Player 2: Troll the dead is that image of the dude doing this at a gravestone ✌🏼
September 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
DM: He casts toll the dead—more like TROLL the dead, amirite??
Player 2: Troll the dead is that image of the dude doing this at a gravestone ✌🏼
Player 2: Troll the dead is that image of the dude doing this at a gravestone ✌🏼
That "anymore" is doing a whole lot of work. I've never heard of you. I have NEVER wanted to hear from you.
September 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
That "anymore" is doing a whole lot of work. I've never heard of you. I have NEVER wanted to hear from you.
Ah yes, the three genders: skirt, ao dai, and pants.
September 8, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Ah yes, the three genders: skirt, ao dai, and pants.
Sister #3 is getting into the shitposting, #4, the middle, the peacemaker, trying to rein us in.
Honestly proud of us.
I hope Eustace and Eustace appreciate all I do for them.
Honestly proud of us.
I hope Eustace and Eustace appreciate all I do for them.
September 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Sister #3 is getting into the shitposting, #4, the middle, the peacemaker, trying to rein us in.
Honestly proud of us.
I hope Eustace and Eustace appreciate all I do for them.
Honestly proud of us.
I hope Eustace and Eustace appreciate all I do for them.
My nibling just had twins and the family group chat is examining the saints of the day to recommend names. Me:
September 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My nibling just had twins and the family group chat is examining the saints of the day to recommend names. Me:
From the archives: an EPIC lawyer autocorrect.
August 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
From the archives: an EPIC lawyer autocorrect.
Teaching children responsibility results in more responsible children! Who'da thunk?
I swear that people forget they were ever children.
I swear that people forget they were ever children.
![Screenshot of a skeet Taylor Lorenz:
A comprehensive review of research on the topic shows that “educating students in responsible phone use is a more sustainable and wholistic attempt to address problematic usage rather than enacting whole-of-school banning policies.”
link goes to https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/20556365241270394
and she has an embedded image that says :Evidence for and against banning mobile phones in schools: A scoping review (by Marilyn Campbell, Elizabeth J. Edwards, […], and Thuy-Anh Nguyen +6 more; Volume 34, Issue 3 of the Journal of Psychologists and Counsellors in Schools; https://doi.org/10.1177/20556365241270394](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ntnzkewywsnedmtwo7uayn24/bafkreidptznplmfaj3ipis6raxfnqszxdsukt4duyq25aii46mvlatrave@jpeg)
August 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Teaching children responsibility results in more responsible children! Who'da thunk?
I swear that people forget they were ever children.
I swear that people forget they were ever children.
This is the energy I want my friends to bring when my mom kicks it 😂
August 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This is the energy I want my friends to bring when my mom kicks it 😂
I once admonished a [lawyer] friend of mine that he should use a screen protector. “I don’t have client-sensitive information on the screen”, quoth them. Yeah. But everything is information you don’t know what you’re sharing and with whom. Practice safe browsing and wear a screen protector.
August 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I once admonished a [lawyer] friend of mine that he should use a screen protector. “I don’t have client-sensitive information on the screen”, quoth them. Yeah. But everything is information you don’t know what you’re sharing and with whom. Practice safe browsing and wear a screen protector.
Vegas, I am in you!!
August 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Vegas, I am in you!!
I like this sentiment but I can never wrap my head around it. Somehow it’s despair that makes me fight, not hope. But whatever gets us to stand together. ⚔️
August 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I like this sentiment but I can never wrap my head around it. Somehow it’s despair that makes me fight, not hope. But whatever gets us to stand together. ⚔️
Hey, #lawsky, a friend found this image and wants to read the whole document. I have tracked down that it is RELATED to United States v. Chapman (1:24-cr-00220-RDM in USDC DC) but the only document I can find is the grand jury indictment—this seems to be evidence…? Any help?
July 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Hey, #lawsky, a friend found this image and wants to read the whole document. I have tracked down that it is RELATED to United States v. Chapman (1:24-cr-00220-RDM in USDC DC) but the only document I can find is the grand jury indictment—this seems to be evidence…? Any help?
As Associate GC, I’m “senior management” so: bring it on.
July 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
As Associate GC, I’m “senior management” so: bring it on.
To be fair, this is also STRONGLY ME most of the time: excited, stabby, and very upfront about it.
Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
July 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
To be fair, this is also STRONGLY ME most of the time: excited, stabby, and very upfront about it.
Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.