Regis
@regis.bsky.social
Former Mets ticket plan holder
My views are my own and should also be yours
My views are my own and should also be yours
I hate sports, bye Pete
a man in a blue suit is screaming and says i 'm in a glass case of emotion
ALT: a man in a blue suit is screaming and says i 'm in a glass case of emotion
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I hate sports, bye Pete
I still can’t wrap my brain around people convincing themselves that Kid Rock is better than Eminem
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I still can’t wrap my brain around people convincing themselves that Kid Rock is better than Eminem
One day soon we won’t call them phones
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
One day soon we won’t call them phones
I’m glad frogs were taken back
October 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’m glad frogs were taken back
You can’t charge me more because of unprecedented times. At this point we are very very precedented!
October 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You can’t charge me more because of unprecedented times. At this point we are very very precedented!
Who needs hurricane prediction data anyways amirite?
June 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Who needs hurricane prediction data anyways amirite?
Not to be dramatic but this Mets win might be the equivalent of the Grimace game. Grit and determination. No looking back. Mark my bloop (what I call posts here)!
June 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Not to be dramatic but this Mets win might be the equivalent of the Grimace game. Grit and determination. No looking back. Mark my bloop (what I call posts here)!
I hate to be critical here but the Mets 5 borough mascot race is totally rigged. No issue with the Bronx never winning but the Brewers sausage race is way more exciting and competitive. No one runs like the Staten Island ferry. No one.
May 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I hate to be critical here but the Mets 5 borough mascot race is totally rigged. No issue with the Bronx never winning but the Brewers sausage race is way more exciting and competitive. No one runs like the Staten Island ferry. No one.
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Richard John Smith as Obi in Three-Fingered Jack, artist unknown, 1819, 📸 by Gregory Shamus
May 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Richard John Smith as Obi in Three-Fingered Jack, artist unknown, 1819, 📸 by Gregory Shamus
The Friends tab makes me realize how few of my actual friends post on FB
March 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The Friends tab makes me realize how few of my actual friends post on FB
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made a meme about my mental state
March 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
made a meme about my mental state
What morning newsletters do you recommend that don’t start with “Trump did xyz”
February 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
What morning newsletters do you recommend that don’t start with “Trump did xyz”
If we made it through the Jay Leno era, surely we can get through whatever this all is together
January 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If we made it through the Jay Leno era, surely we can get through whatever this all is together
The truth is helpless when up against perception
January 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The truth is helpless when up against perception
When you wish someone happy birthday on Facebook, Atleast have the decency to remove the comma so it looks like you actually wrote it 🥳🎉🎁
December 14, 2024 at 1:57 PM
When you wish someone happy birthday on Facebook, Atleast have the decency to remove the comma so it looks like you actually wrote it 🥳🎉🎁
Be kind and assume positive intent while also raging against the machine
November 8, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Be kind and assume positive intent while also raging against the machine
I’m finally in the 1%!
September 25, 2024 at 2:34 AM
I’m finally in the 1%!
It’s beautiful how the #eclipse unites us all together as one then we immediately go back to complaining that there are fewer Doritos in a bag these days
April 8, 2024 at 7:46 PM
It’s beautiful how the #eclipse unites us all together as one then we immediately go back to complaining that there are fewer Doritos in a bag these days
So did we beat the lanternflies or what?
April 6, 2024 at 2:08 PM
So did we beat the lanternflies or what?
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Using an epipen was the scariest moment of my life followed by awestruck relief at how fast it worked. Epinephrine is a fucking miracle, and it breaks my heart how inaccessible it is.
Here’s your chance for lazy online activism to nudge your congresscritter:
Here’s your chance for lazy online activism to nudge your congresscritter:
Ask Congress to Support the Bill to Cap the Cost of Epinephrine
Reps. Maxwell Frost (D-FL) and Doris Matsui (D-CA) have introduced a bill to Congress called the “Epinephrine’s Pharma Inflated Price Ends Now Act,” also called the “EPIPEN Act” (H.R.6965). It is a bill that would cap the out-of-pocket costs for all brands of epinephrine auto-injectors to $60 per two-pack. This bill would apply to people with private insurance. Private insurance includes plans through an employer or individually purchased health insurance. The EPIPEN Act addresses the high...
community.kidswithfoodallergies.org
March 19, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Using an epipen was the scariest moment of my life followed by awestruck relief at how fast it worked. Epinephrine is a fucking miracle, and it breaks my heart how inaccessible it is.
Here’s your chance for lazy online activism to nudge your congresscritter:
Here’s your chance for lazy online activism to nudge your congresscritter:
I’ve known my children for ~11 years and still don’t know what they eat
July 2, 2023 at 4:16 PM
I’ve known my children for ~11 years and still don’t know what they eat