All of y’all trashing Wonderful Christmastime have no taste and don’t deserve Paul McCartney

Got a root canal today and while driving home, got pissed at another driver so I yelled “Fuck Off!”. But because of the Novocain, the F came out like a stuttering, almost Sylvester the cat rain of spit and I starting laughing real hard, but only half of my face worked so I came out on top.

The floating head of Sam Cooke: Another Halloween night and I ain’t got no body.