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i’ll steal your honey like i’ll steal your bike
elon musk has a horse heart instead of a human heart in his body
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i am the patron saint of the high teens working at taco bell, they are so precious to me
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I SAID BUSH SUMMER NOT /BUSH/ SUMMER
June 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
every man i meet makes me less and less bisexual
June 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
when will my bush return from war…
May 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
no officer i don’t know how fast i was going, you see i was listening to don’t let the sun go down on me live by elton john and george michael
May 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
they got taco bell on bluesky or is it too woke? anyway someone tell them to bring back the disha hot sauce
April 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
can’t stop thinking about how my coworker forgot the name of the actor who plays dean winchester on supernatural and called him jason ankles
April 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
seeing some insane shit online today
April 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Read Swanboy. It’s 100% Tariff free
April 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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jagged little pill still fucking hits
February 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
head game so good i gotta write my congressperson
January 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
weed that makes you goofy?? no. the weed that makes you dream you’re a ww1 soldier named david armigan in a foxhole with another soldier and you decide to find comfort in each others embrace until you watch him get shot in no man’s land hours later but you can’t cry because that’s the way it goes
January 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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it always weirds me out when actors i thought american turn out to british lmao
January 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2025 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
cum hard or hardly cum send post
January 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Instagram story prompt be like “what’s your goals for 2025”

Wtf you mean? 🤨 It’s the same goal as every year, pinky. Try to take over the world!!!
December 31, 2024 at 8:19 AM
gonna go see the bob dylan movie and if they’re mean to joan baez in it im gonna punch james mangold in the penis
December 30, 2024 at 8:02 PM
bitches be acting so dramatic for no goddamn reason calm down and eat a hot dog smh
December 21, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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thirsty thursday suck ur gf’s dick or drink your water or something
December 19, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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glitterbugs #pokemon
December 18, 2024 at 4:33 PM
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If I saw the little match girl I would tell her:
"If you can disempower yourself, then you can empower yourself too. It's not a struggle, it's perspective. It's your life to live". Just some food for thought I guess.
December 17, 2024 at 8:22 PM
just know that i see you not reposting porn of fat people and i am judging you
December 17, 2024 at 4:49 PM
fucking italians
December 10, 2024 at 9:06 PM