Dennis Reichhold
@reichhol.bsky.social
Father of three. Software developer. Physicist.
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"But we can't have Medicaid for all because then a bureaucrat would be in charge of our health-care!"
Well, thank God we dodged *that* bullet.
(End sarcasm)
Well, thank God we dodged *that* bullet.
(End sarcasm)
February 14, 2026 at 3:18 AM
"But we can't have Medicaid for all because then a bureaucrat would be in charge of our health-care!"
Well, thank God we dodged *that* bullet.
(End sarcasm)
Well, thank God we dodged *that* bullet.
(End sarcasm)
Today's GOP: come for the lack of shame; stay for the lack of consequences.
February 14, 2026 at 3:01 AM
It's great when you work in that dimensional fold and double the size.
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 AM
It's great when you work in that dimensional fold and double the size.
It just reminds me of that scene from Citizen Kane (paraphrasing): "I lost one million dollars running this paper last year, and expect to lose another million in the coming year. I guess I'll have to stop publishing in... 60 years."
February 7, 2026 at 1:42 AM
It just reminds me of that scene from Citizen Kane (paraphrasing): "I lost one million dollars running this paper last year, and expect to lose another million in the coming year. I guess I'll have to stop publishing in... 60 years."
Evergreen:
a man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies .
Alt: A man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies.
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February 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Evergreen:
Do they start humming the fight theme from Star Trek: TOS in that one?
February 3, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Do they start humming the fight theme from Star Trek: TOS in that one?
If only we had proof of the efficacy of vaccines...
January 28, 2026 at 1:26 PM
If only we had proof of the efficacy of vaccines...
"I don't want to defund ICE, but I think we should reduce their budget..."
January 28, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"I don't want to defund ICE, but I think we should reduce their budget..."
Indian barrister: General, had you been able to take in the armored car, would you have opened fire with the machine gun?
Gen. Dyer: I think, probably, yes.
Lord Hunter: General, did you realize there were children, and women, in the crowd?
Gen. Dyer: I did.
Gen. Dyer: I think, probably, yes.
Lord Hunter: General, did you realize there were children, and women, in the crowd?
Gen. Dyer: I did.
January 24, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Indian barrister: General, had you been able to take in the armored car, would you have opened fire with the machine gun?
Gen. Dyer: I think, probably, yes.
Lord Hunter: General, did you realize there were children, and women, in the crowd?
Gen. Dyer: I did.
Gen. Dyer: I think, probably, yes.
Lord Hunter: General, did you realize there were children, and women, in the crowd?
Gen. Dyer: I did.
Wait, hear me out - what if Sabretooth fights Wolverine?
January 17, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Wait, hear me out - what if Sabretooth fights Wolverine?
"The Board of Peace will be managed in my administration be the Department of War."
January 16, 2026 at 1:24 AM
"The Board of Peace will be managed in my administration be the Department of War."
"The rules were that you weren’t going to fact check..."
January 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
"The rules were that you weren’t going to fact check..."
"We gotta stop calling it the 'Boston Massacre' - it was just a peaceful conversation between two opposing sides."
January 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
"We gotta stop calling it the 'Boston Massacre' - it was just a peaceful conversation between two opposing sides."
I started watching the first season of Columbo, and he's visibly agitated whenever someone asks him not to smoke his cigar in their home/office/gym.
January 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I started watching the first season of Columbo, and he's visibly agitated whenever someone asks him not to smoke his cigar in their home/office/gym.
Yup, my parents weren't smokers but were expected to have ashtrays in every room when they hosted parties.
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Yup, my parents weren't smokers but were expected to have ashtrays in every room when they hosted parties.
241 died in Beirut: That man should be re-elected.
2900+ died on 9/11: That man should be re-elected.
Always the GOP playbook.
2900+ died on 9/11: That man should be re-elected.
Always the GOP playbook.
January 7, 2026 at 8:28 AM
241 died in Beirut: That man should be re-elected.
2900+ died on 9/11: That man should be re-elected.
Always the GOP playbook.
2900+ died on 9/11: That man should be re-elected.
Always the GOP playbook.
Saw one MAGA claim, "waiting for all the libs to start supporting a drug-trafficker," and my response is, "Nope! I'm just here to watch all the MAGAs claim nation-building is great after disavowing it less than a year ago."
I wasn't disappointed.
I wasn't disappointed.
January 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Saw one MAGA claim, "waiting for all the libs to start supporting a drug-trafficker," and my response is, "Nope! I'm just here to watch all the MAGAs claim nation-building is great after disavowing it less than a year ago."
I wasn't disappointed.
I wasn't disappointed.
Who knew that when he called Trump "America's Hitler" he meant it as a compliment?
January 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Who knew that when he called Trump "America's Hitler" he meant it as a compliment?
"Didja see what that salmon was wearing? It was *asking* to be swallowed whole!"
January 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
"Didja see what that salmon was wearing? It was *asking* to be swallowed whole!"
"Meanwhile, we white guys do it so well we don't even get caught."
What the hell is he trying to say?
What the hell is he trying to say?
December 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"Meanwhile, we white guys do it so well we don't even get caught."
What the hell is he trying to say?
What the hell is he trying to say?
And Tiny Tim, who did not die, because he was saved from execution by his friend Sydney Carton, went on to marry the woman of his dreams.
December 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did not die, because he was saved from execution by his friend Sydney Carton, went on to marry the woman of his dreams.
Someone I've known since high school will point out any minor quibble if it come from the left, but turns a blind eye to any and every offense that comes from the right.
December 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Someone I've known since high school will point out any minor quibble if it come from the left, but turns a blind eye to any and every offense that comes from the right.
It depends on how trans the condoms is. (I meant -parent or -lucent - what were you thinking?)
December 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It depends on how trans the condoms is. (I meant -parent or -lucent - what were you thinking?)
Barbra Streisand Effect in full force.
December 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Barbra Streisand Effect in full force.