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Wrap a 🧣 around a 🪻 and what do you get? Hellfire.
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Something that is crazy about Akaba Reiji and Yuri arc v, sorry #akabareiji #yuriarcv #arcv #yugioh
🪻: Well good morning, princess~
🧣: First of all, it's one in the morning. Second of all, I'm a grown ass woman with a full-time job and a company to run, yet you're calling "Princess".
🪻: Well you never call me princess, and one of us has to set the dynamic here!
December 23, 2024 at 8:59 PM
🧣: You're unbelievable!
🪻: Trust me, I know. What with dying, being a ghost and coming back, I'm a nonbeliever's worst nightmare.
November 27, 2024 at 9:42 PM
🪻: I'm sorry, run that by me again... When did you last sleep???
🧣: 2 days ago. For about an hour.
🪻: How on all four of these dimensions are you still alive.
🧣: I don't know and it's mildly worrisome.
🪻: MILDLY???
November 27, 2024 at 9:39 PM
🪻: Don't you EVER rev that fucking bike without telling me again.
🧣: What? Why?
🪻: Why? WHY?? It's the LOUDEST thing I have ever heard in my entire life and it ripped my soul out of me!
🧣: How is that my fault?
🪻: Of course you don't see how. You're deaf.
🧣: You needn't be so feisty. I understand.
November 22, 2024 at 8:14 PM
🧣: Would it kill you to be cordial with me for once?
🪻: Would it kill me? No. But it would make me fall for you more. Which is undoubtedly worse.
November 21, 2024 at 6:55 PM
🧣: Surely you realize that drowning your sorrows in alcohol won't help at all, right?
🪻: Says the chain smoker. Stay in your lane.
🧣: Well yes, this is my lane. Our lane if you will. I'm telling you what to do.
🪻: You're like a devious genie that adds a twist to every wish someone asks for.
November 20, 2024 at 11:48 AM
🪻: You need to stop using those... Cliche pet names...
🧣: What? I thought you liked them.
🪻: Yeah but... 'Baby' or 'bae' really isn't your style...
🧣: But Dennis said-
🪻: Disregard anything Dennis says. Trust me. It'll help tons.
🧣: Alright dear.
🪻: That's more like it!
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
🪻: What are you doing??
🧣: ... Making.. coffee..?
🪻: I thought I banned you from the kitchen a long time ago.
🧣: And I banned you from my office after 1am but do you ever listen?
🪻: No but that's different-
🧣: At least argue with me AFTER I've made this coffee.
November 18, 2024 at 9:40 AM
🪻: I'm so jealous of your heart because it gets to be inside you at all times and I don't.
🧣: .... Did Dennis teach you that one?
🃏: ( In the distance ) Yes sir!
🪻: SHUSH! Does it matter?
🧣: You're both incorrigible.
November 17, 2024 at 10:37 PM
🧣: I'm cold.
🪻: What else is new.
🧣: Just my plane ticket for a month due to work abroad.
🪻: AND THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT???
November 17, 2024 at 10:31 PM
🪻: All I ever hear from Dennis and Sora is "How do you hand all that".
🧣: Handle all of what?
🪻: You.
🧣: Oh. I suppose that's right with our differences in stature.
🪻: Yeah but they think I'm the bottom.
🧣: Well good luck fighting your case. This isn't any of my business~
November 17, 2024 at 10:29 PM
🪻: My back hurts.
🧣: Maybe you should stop sleeping on the couch.
🪻: Well I would. If your wet hair didn't take up my ENTIRE side of the bed.
🧣: It does not!
🪻: Yes it does! It also doesn't help that you can't stay on your side!
🧣: I get cold. I move towards warmth.
🪻: Charming.
November 17, 2024 at 10:26 PM
🧣: Have I ever told you how much I love those big eyes of yours?
🪻: You have. Still, thank you. I'd compliment your eyes but I can hardly see them most of the time because of the glare of your glasses.
🧣: I could take them off.
🪻: Then I'd hardly see them from you squinting the whole time. Nice try.
November 17, 2024 at 10:22 PM
🧣: I should get in touch with my friends.
🪻: Your what?
🧣: My friends??
🪻: No Reiji. You don't have friends who are not related to you, or the lancers.
🧣: Are you not my friend?
🪻: If I had a choice, I would not.
🧣: Oh.
🪻: .... Don't give me that. Of course I'm your friend.
🧣: Hah. Made you say it.
November 17, 2024 at 10:19 PM
🪻: Are you insane?
🧣: I am grateful for any semblance of sanity I posses after the path you have dragged me down.
🪻: I didn't "drag" you anywhere. I walk and you follow.
🧣: The rear view is quite mesmerizing.
November 17, 2024 at 10:14 PM
🪻: Why are there a bunch of pink and red envelopes on the floor???
🧣: I wrote you a love letter but I can't find the right shade of red/pink envelope to put the letter in.
🪻: I want you so fucking bad.
November 17, 2024 at 6:57 PM
🪻: You always reek of marijuana. Why is that?
🧣: I work with a lot of people who smoke.
🪻: Oh, so you don't smoke yourself?
🧣: No, I do. I just assumed that that's the answer you wanted to hear.
🪻: ...
November 17, 2024 at 6:12 PM
🪻: Excuse me?? I'll literally kill you!
🧣: You are 5'5" and barely 128lbs sopping wet with an anvil on your back. I think I'll be okay.
November 17, 2024 at 5:54 PM
(Texting)

🪻: I just find your literal use of emojis a bit creepy.
🧣: How so?
🪻: Well just yesterday you texted me and said "You know that neighborhood cat that was roaming around? It's dead 😺💀🙏"
🧣: How is that creepy?
🪻: Nevermind. Just stick to using emoticons.
🧣: Okay :]
November 17, 2024 at 5:50 PM
🪻: .... How can you see in these??
🧣: Well they're glasses. So with my eyes I would assume.
🪻: Quite the comedian you are...
🧣: Thank you. I am quite well versed in many crafts.
🪻: Sarcasm isn't one of them I suppose...
November 17, 2024 at 5:43 PM
🧣: Hello? Why are you calling me at 2am??
🪻: I had a dream you were mauled by kittens and it was too realistic, I just had to check.
🧣: Do I look like the type of person to be killed so easily?
🪻: You've gotten close many times. I'm not taking any chances.
🧣: But kittens??
🪻: They can be vicious.
November 17, 2024 at 5:39 PM
HELLO?
November 17, 2024 at 5:36 PM