🧣: First of all, it's one in the morning. Second of all, I'm a grown ass woman with a full-time job and a company to run, yet you're calling "Princess".
🪻: Well you never call me princess, and one of us has to set the dynamic here!
🧣: First of all, it's one in the morning. Second of all, I'm a grown ass woman with a full-time job and a company to run, yet you're calling "Princess".
🪻: Well you never call me princess, and one of us has to set the dynamic here!
🪻: Trust me, I know. What with dying, being a ghost and coming back, I'm a nonbeliever's worst nightmare.
🪻: Trust me, I know. What with dying, being a ghost and coming back, I'm a nonbeliever's worst nightmare.
🧣: 2 days ago. For about an hour.
🪻: How on all four of these dimensions are you still alive.
🧣: I don't know and it's mildly worrisome.
🪻: MILDLY???
🧣: 2 days ago. For about an hour.
🪻: How on all four of these dimensions are you still alive.
🧣: I don't know and it's mildly worrisome.
🪻: MILDLY???
🧣: What? Why?
🪻: Why? WHY?? It's the LOUDEST thing I have ever heard in my entire life and it ripped my soul out of me!
🧣: How is that my fault?
🪻: Of course you don't see how. You're deaf.
🧣: You needn't be so feisty. I understand.
🧣: What? Why?
🪻: Why? WHY?? It's the LOUDEST thing I have ever heard in my entire life and it ripped my soul out of me!
🧣: How is that my fault?
🪻: Of course you don't see how. You're deaf.
🧣: You needn't be so feisty. I understand.
🪻: Would it kill me? No. But it would make me fall for you more. Which is undoubtedly worse.
🪻: Would it kill me? No. But it would make me fall for you more. Which is undoubtedly worse.
🪻: Says the chain smoker. Stay in your lane.
🧣: Well yes, this is my lane. Our lane if you will. I'm telling you what to do.
🪻: You're like a devious genie that adds a twist to every wish someone asks for.
🪻: Says the chain smoker. Stay in your lane.
🧣: Well yes, this is my lane. Our lane if you will. I'm telling you what to do.
🪻: You're like a devious genie that adds a twist to every wish someone asks for.
🧣: What? I thought you liked them.
🪻: Yeah but... 'Baby' or 'bae' really isn't your style...
🧣: But Dennis said-
🪻: Disregard anything Dennis says. Trust me. It'll help tons.
🧣: Alright dear.
🪻: That's more like it!
🧣: What? I thought you liked them.
🪻: Yeah but... 'Baby' or 'bae' really isn't your style...
🧣: But Dennis said-
🪻: Disregard anything Dennis says. Trust me. It'll help tons.
🧣: Alright dear.
🪻: That's more like it!
🧣: ... Making.. coffee..?
🪻: I thought I banned you from the kitchen a long time ago.
🧣: And I banned you from my office after 1am but do you ever listen?
🪻: No but that's different-
🧣: At least argue with me AFTER I've made this coffee.
🧣: ... Making.. coffee..?
🪻: I thought I banned you from the kitchen a long time ago.
🧣: And I banned you from my office after 1am but do you ever listen?
🪻: No but that's different-
🧣: At least argue with me AFTER I've made this coffee.
🧣: .... Did Dennis teach you that one?
🃏: ( In the distance ) Yes sir!
🪻: SHUSH! Does it matter?
🧣: You're both incorrigible.
🧣: .... Did Dennis teach you that one?
🃏: ( In the distance ) Yes sir!
🪻: SHUSH! Does it matter?
🧣: You're both incorrigible.
🪻: What else is new.
🧣: Just my plane ticket for a month due to work abroad.
🪻: AND THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT???
🪻: What else is new.
🧣: Just my plane ticket for a month due to work abroad.
🪻: AND THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT???
🧣: Handle all of what?
🪻: You.
🧣: Oh. I suppose that's right with our differences in stature.
🪻: Yeah but they think I'm the bottom.
🧣: Well good luck fighting your case. This isn't any of my business~
🧣: Handle all of what?
🪻: You.
🧣: Oh. I suppose that's right with our differences in stature.
🪻: Yeah but they think I'm the bottom.
🧣: Well good luck fighting your case. This isn't any of my business~
🧣: Maybe you should stop sleeping on the couch.
🪻: Well I would. If your wet hair didn't take up my ENTIRE side of the bed.
🧣: It does not!
🪻: Yes it does! It also doesn't help that you can't stay on your side!
🧣: I get cold. I move towards warmth.
🪻: Charming.
🧣: Maybe you should stop sleeping on the couch.
🪻: Well I would. If your wet hair didn't take up my ENTIRE side of the bed.
🧣: It does not!
🪻: Yes it does! It also doesn't help that you can't stay on your side!
🧣: I get cold. I move towards warmth.
🪻: Charming.
🪻: You have. Still, thank you. I'd compliment your eyes but I can hardly see them most of the time because of the glare of your glasses.
🧣: I could take them off.
🪻: Then I'd hardly see them from you squinting the whole time. Nice try.
🪻: You have. Still, thank you. I'd compliment your eyes but I can hardly see them most of the time because of the glare of your glasses.
🧣: I could take them off.
🪻: Then I'd hardly see them from you squinting the whole time. Nice try.
🪻: Your what?
🧣: My friends??
🪻: No Reiji. You don't have friends who are not related to you, or the lancers.
🧣: Are you not my friend?
🪻: If I had a choice, I would not.
🧣: Oh.
🪻: .... Don't give me that. Of course I'm your friend.
🧣: Hah. Made you say it.
🪻: Your what?
🧣: My friends??
🪻: No Reiji. You don't have friends who are not related to you, or the lancers.
🧣: Are you not my friend?
🪻: If I had a choice, I would not.
🧣: Oh.
🪻: .... Don't give me that. Of course I'm your friend.
🧣: Hah. Made you say it.
🧣: I am grateful for any semblance of sanity I posses after the path you have dragged me down.
🪻: I didn't "drag" you anywhere. I walk and you follow.
🧣: The rear view is quite mesmerizing.
🧣: I am grateful for any semblance of sanity I posses after the path you have dragged me down.
🪻: I didn't "drag" you anywhere. I walk and you follow.
🧣: The rear view is quite mesmerizing.
🧣: I wrote you a love letter but I can't find the right shade of red/pink envelope to put the letter in.
🪻: I want you so fucking bad.
🧣: I wrote you a love letter but I can't find the right shade of red/pink envelope to put the letter in.
🪻: I want you so fucking bad.
🧣: I work with a lot of people who smoke.
🪻: Oh, so you don't smoke yourself?
🧣: No, I do. I just assumed that that's the answer you wanted to hear.
🪻: ...
🧣: I work with a lot of people who smoke.
🪻: Oh, so you don't smoke yourself?
🧣: No, I do. I just assumed that that's the answer you wanted to hear.
🪻: ...
🧣: You are 5'5" and barely 128lbs sopping wet with an anvil on your back. I think I'll be okay.
🧣: You are 5'5" and barely 128lbs sopping wet with an anvil on your back. I think I'll be okay.
🪻: I just find your literal use of emojis a bit creepy.
🧣: How so?
🪻: Well just yesterday you texted me and said "You know that neighborhood cat that was roaming around? It's dead 😺💀🙏"
🧣: How is that creepy?
🪻: Nevermind. Just stick to using emoticons.
🧣: Okay :]
🪻: I just find your literal use of emojis a bit creepy.
🧣: How so?
🪻: Well just yesterday you texted me and said "You know that neighborhood cat that was roaming around? It's dead 😺💀🙏"
🧣: How is that creepy?
🪻: Nevermind. Just stick to using emoticons.
🧣: Okay :]
🧣: Well they're glasses. So with my eyes I would assume.
🪻: Quite the comedian you are...
🧣: Thank you. I am quite well versed in many crafts.
🪻: Sarcasm isn't one of them I suppose...
🧣: Well they're glasses. So with my eyes I would assume.
🪻: Quite the comedian you are...
🧣: Thank you. I am quite well versed in many crafts.
🪻: Sarcasm isn't one of them I suppose...
🪻: I had a dream you were mauled by kittens and it was too realistic, I just had to check.
🧣: Do I look like the type of person to be killed so easily?
🪻: You've gotten close many times. I'm not taking any chances.
🧣: But kittens??
🪻: They can be vicious.
🪻: I had a dream you were mauled by kittens and it was too realistic, I just had to check.
🧣: Do I look like the type of person to be killed so easily?
🪻: You've gotten close many times. I'm not taking any chances.
🧣: But kittens??
🪻: They can be vicious.