It's unfortunate that tiktok is moving to the new ownership, because I just got my feed calibrated to be mostly 2010 YouTube style fail and win compilations. I think this could cure my cynicism enough to resurrect my dog and hairline.

I'm very angry that #tronares has Jared Leto in it and still looks fucking awesome.

I've never heard a Bad Bunny song, but between his stuff in WWE and Happy Gilmore 2, he's easily my favorite current celebrity.

If I ever die, just know my only regret is not hating on more things on the internet. For example, I truly think that I'm to blame for The Walking Dead still being a thing because, like a fool, I decided to 'let people like things.' my shame is unending and my apologies to you all.

#hater #shade

A lot of people feel that season two of #sandman is a step down from the first, but honestly I really feel like the changes they've made to the story make it a lot better overall. And I'd feel that way even if the original writer hadn't proved to be a fucking monster.

You could say I'm, kind of a hopeless romantic #dating #romance

Honestly, if your favorite book is something that was required as part of a public school curriculum, I don't care about your opinion about anything. The only exception to this rule is 'To Kill a Mockingbird' and even then I need proof you've at least read other things.

They always say "question authority," but they never give any guidance on what to question them about. In other news, my boss's favorite pizza is pepperoni and mushroom, but he doesn't get it much because it gives him acid reflux.

Reminder that this for goes every but as hard as it is super dorky tbh.

#throwback #techwear #techwearclothing #cyberpunktypefit #acronymclothing

EVERYBODY STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE

I've realized my entire wardrobe and persona is built around eventually saying "Sorry, I'm not much of a joiner." Before a major situation, and then coming through at the last moment to help the hero win the day.

#lifeambition #goals #aspirationalposting