Därb Relsek
@relsek.bsky.social
“For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron."
Cartoon Därb says it’s 5 p.m. … somewhere.
April 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Cartoon Därb says it’s 5 p.m. … somewhere.
Was I surprised I wasn’t added to the text chat on Signal? No. Am I disappointed? Of course. Accidentally included is my raison d'être.
March 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Was I surprised I wasn’t added to the text chat on Signal? No. Am I disappointed? Of course. Accidentally included is my raison d'être.
♫ ♫ ♫ He can do anything that he wants
He can do anything that he wants
Gene Hackman what a guy
He can bring a tear to your eye ♫ ♫ ♫
He can do anything that he wants
Gene Hackman what a guy
He can bring a tear to your eye ♫ ♫ ♫
February 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
♫ ♫ ♫ He can do anything that he wants
He can do anything that he wants
Gene Hackman what a guy
He can bring a tear to your eye ♫ ♫ ♫
He can do anything that he wants
Gene Hackman what a guy
He can bring a tear to your eye ♫ ♫ ♫
Two apps. One is about to be deleted.
February 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Two apps. One is about to be deleted.
Hanging on the porch with the dags is a small, good thing.
February 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hanging on the porch with the dags is a small, good thing.
1. Chances are Saturday’s Duke-UNC game isn’t going to be a close one. The hated Blue Devils will likely win and it won’t even be close. But rivalry games sometimes bring out the best in underdogs. Now I need to decide which shirt to wear before tip-off.
2. Go Zags.
2. Go Zags.
February 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
1. Chances are Saturday’s Duke-UNC game isn’t going to be a close one. The hated Blue Devils will likely win and it won’t even be close. But rivalry games sometimes bring out the best in underdogs. Now I need to decide which shirt to wear before tip-off.
2. Go Zags.
2. Go Zags.
Tell me you live in a rural city without telling me you live in a rural city. An attachment from an email advisory.
January 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Tell me you live in a rural city without telling me you live in a rural city. An attachment from an email advisory.
Sad Dudes Sunday at the laundromat
January 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Sad Dudes Sunday at the laundromat
There are 149 days until summer.
January 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
There are 149 days until summer.
Y’all still out there?
January 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Y’all still out there?
I still miss Richmond Fontaine, but news of a new album from The Delines in 2025 (Feb.) is something to look forward to in what appears to be a bleak future.
November 20, 2024 at 2:50 AM
I still miss Richmond Fontaine, but news of a new album from The Delines in 2025 (Feb.) is something to look forward to in what appears to be a bleak future.
FWIW, this playlist is migraine friendly.
November 18, 2024 at 2:27 AM
FWIW, this playlist is migraine friendly.
I forgot it’s still college football season. I’m the outlier in a house full of anti sports inhabitants.
November 17, 2024 at 12:36 AM
I forgot it’s still college football season. I’m the outlier in a house full of anti sports inhabitants.
Also, I have dags. I will try and feature them more than my ugly mug.
November 14, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Also, I have dags. I will try and feature them more than my ugly mug.
I’ve just been sitting in the back of the classroom trying not to be called on these past 11 months. My “class participation” score leaves a lot to be desired.
November 14, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I’ve just been sitting in the back of the classroom trying not to be called on these past 11 months. My “class participation” score leaves a lot to be desired.
Hazel and I discussing existentialism and satire in “Barbie.” OR Me telling the two of them to hurry up and do their business so we can get out of the cold.
The third dag is too busy playing and can’t be bothered with what I want.
The third dag is too busy playing and can’t be bothered with what I want.
November 14, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Hazel and I discussing existentialism and satire in “Barbie.” OR Me telling the two of them to hurry up and do their business so we can get out of the cold.
The third dag is too busy playing and can’t be bothered with what I want.
The third dag is too busy playing and can’t be bothered with what I want.
Sarah Shook & the Disarmers have a new album, “Revelations,” coming out in March. This is the first single from that album and it’s a gem.
November 14, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Sarah Shook & the Disarmers have a new album, “Revelations,” coming out in March. This is the first single from that album and it’s a gem.
There’s rain (drizzle actually), so I let the dags inside. One of them shows her appreciation by vomicking on the kitchen floor. Also, Arsenal lost. So, pessimistic first post.
November 14, 2024 at 11:02 PM
There’s rain (drizzle actually), so I let the dags inside. One of them shows her appreciation by vomicking on the kitchen floor. Also, Arsenal lost. So, pessimistic first post.