Ryan ✨
@reluctantlyryan.bsky.social
🇨🇦🌈 | politics & pop culture enthusiast with a focus on movies, television & theatre | mostly just here for thirst traps and yes I’m still doing the alt thing… just ask.
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Ryan ✨
@reluctantlyryan.bsky.social
· Aug 11
I’m not sure if I’m rich enough to be gay.
Looks like Trump’s not the only one who’s allowed to shoot someone in the face and get away with it.
January 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Looks like Trump’s not the only one who’s allowed to shoot someone in the face and get away with it.
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Watching @crockett.house.gov break down in session today, I am fucking sobbing right now. How is the world just continuing on like this? How am I expected to work and pay bills day in and day out as we see why is happening in this country and act like it’s not a big deal?
January 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Watching @crockett.house.gov break down in session today, I am fucking sobbing right now. How is the world just continuing on like this? How am I expected to work and pay bills day in and day out as we see why is happening in this country and act like it’s not a big deal?
“Believe what we say - not what you see.”
- The American Government
- The American Government
January 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
“Believe what we say - not what you see.”
- The American Government
- The American Government
Anyone wanna make out?
January 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Anyone wanna make out?
Imagine CHER saying this to your face. Need to find the clip
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Imagine CHER saying this to your face. Need to find the clip
When Americans say Canada “owes them” because they “protect” us what they fail to understand is you don’t often hear countries chanting “death to Canada”. We’re pretty well liked universally. We don’t generally go into countries and destroy them.
What exactly are y’all “protecting” us from?
What exactly are y’all “protecting” us from?
January 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
When Americans say Canada “owes them” because they “protect” us what they fail to understand is you don’t often hear countries chanting “death to Canada”. We’re pretty well liked universally. We don’t generally go into countries and destroy them.
What exactly are y’all “protecting” us from?
What exactly are y’all “protecting” us from?
Holy shit Irish Traitors is MESSYYYYYYYY.
January 5, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Holy shit Irish Traitors is MESSYYYYYYYY.
To my American pals, we know you’re not all like this but reading this shit? It fucking sucks.
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
To my American pals, we know you’re not all like this but reading this shit? It fucking sucks.
Irish Traitorss is crazy it’s like “focking” this and “focking” that.
January 5, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Irish Traitorss is crazy it’s like “focking” this and “focking” that.
I just want a guy I can sleepover with twice a week and maybe do one other thing a week with too (movie or theatre or whatever) and who will text me cute things all week but also understand that I wanna go to the bathhouse now and then and fuck strangers.
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I just want a guy I can sleepover with twice a week and maybe do one other thing a week with too (movie or theatre or whatever) and who will text me cute things all week but also understand that I wanna go to the bathhouse now and then and fuck strangers.
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If you're starting your fitness journey and scared of the gym, remember no one is paying attention. Unless you don't re-rack your weights then everyone will notice and think you're a cunt x
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
If you're starting your fitness journey and scared of the gym, remember no one is paying attention. Unless you don't re-rack your weights then everyone will notice and think you're a cunt x
Can’t be understated just how much of a fucking loser Trump is.
January 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Can’t be understated just how much of a fucking loser Trump is.
Any Traitors is good Traitors but UK Traitors is truly elite.
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Any Traitors is good Traitors but UK Traitors is truly elite.
New handle just dropped since I’m not really on the east coast anymore.
January 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
New handle just dropped since I’m not really on the east coast anymore.
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And for my final act of love, I will become who I never could be with you, but never would have been without you
January 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
And for my final act of love, I will become who I never could be with you, but never would have been without you
I’ve watched four and a half hours of Couples Therapy. 🙃🙃🙃
January 2, 2026 at 7:44 AM
I’ve watched four and a half hours of Couples Therapy. 🙃🙃🙃
The best part of Anderson & Andy is watching how desperately Andy wants to be Anderson’s husband and how Anderson only sees him as an annoying little brother.
January 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The best part of Anderson & Andy is watching how desperately Andy wants to be Anderson’s husband and how Anderson only sees him as an annoying little brother.
New Grindr bio (not that most people read them anyways)… but I like it.
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
New Grindr bio (not that most people read them anyways)… but I like it.
I have been so happily single for two and a half years but this holiday season? Oof I would do anything for a boyfriend.
(I know this insanity will pass)
(I know this insanity will pass)
December 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I have been so happily single for two and a half years but this holiday season? Oof I would do anything for a boyfriend.
(I know this insanity will pass)
(I know this insanity will pass)
Going into 2026 with a huge amount of nihilism. Not sure optimism has a place in my heart anymore.
December 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Going into 2026 with a huge amount of nihilism. Not sure optimism has a place in my heart anymore.