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It/Her ΘΔ

Foul smug little godless creature
Woke Riddler: "You enter a polycule with 5 other members, but you're the only person there! How can this be?"

Bruce Wayne who recently transitioned and is insecure she can't rebrand to batwoman: "The polycule was all pet regressors. Now stop with the games woke riddler!"
January 20, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Asking "What the dog doin?" at the function and half a dozen trans women look at me like I said her name specifically
January 20, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Downside of being a fem is all the work to do your hair and makeup and outfit. Upside of being a fem is you pout a little at your butch and she'll do literally anything you want.
January 20, 2026 at 6:42 AM
I'm listening to a sleep aid where someone reads fairy tales and the three little pigs requested the insurance information of the wolf. Stumbled upon comedy gold
January 20, 2026 at 6:30 AM
"Damn she's a bad bitch" *Notices 👀 dog ears 🐶* "Damn she's a good bitch"
January 20, 2026 at 6:26 AM
using a water spray bottle on an it/its is a violation of the geneva convention probably
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Honestly, getting boobs makes up for like most of my life up to this point
October 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I think being a DM requires some sadism. You have to enjoy putting the characters through strife, it makes stuff interesting
October 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Alexander hamilton if he was an alcoholic and his friends just told him to pour a shot down the drain symbolically at an intervention but he's proud of being an alcoholic: "AND I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY- SHOT! I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY- SHOT!"
October 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Zombifying and curing them really does wonders
October 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
September 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Being a puppygirl is so cool I do like 3x the amount of cardio just by telling myself it's 'walkies'
September 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
A lot would be solved with the world's default went from "Ewww, cooties!" to "Hehehe she said hi to me ☺️"
September 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
We can put silksong on the 'So hype it crashed the hosting service' hall of fame along with ultra instinct
September 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I used to be afraid of mirrors. Now I'm always a little excited to see all the work I did making myself pretty
September 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
You're either a freak (sexually) or a freak (morally). You get to choose but you have to be one.
September 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Generative AI angers me in a very particular way. Like having someone who tried to murder me being invited to a family get together and everyone acting friendly around them and annoyed that I keep bringing up he was guilty of first degree attempted murder
August 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Genuinely the best way to understand and expand upon your OC is to think about fucking with them. Like would they fall for 'it says gullible on the ceiling'?
August 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
So about the slang 'washed'

"I'm washed" (bad)
therefor?
"I'm unwashed" (good?)

Is this stinky girl propaganda?
August 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I feel like the fact we've never seen a baby, or a pregnant person, in project moon means there's some test tube shit going one. Because also HOW would an infant ever survive here
August 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I'm the baddest bitch out there and I can't go 4 months without someone confessing their love for me and I'm aro/ace like what
August 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Heartwarming: Food that was a little too hot to eat 2 minutes ago now perfect temperature
August 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
August 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Went to my bathroom to grab something, saw myself in the mirror. Admired myself for a bit, then walked away. Went "Oh damnit, the thing!" went back in, did the SAME THING AGAIN!! I'm simply too beautiful for my own good 😭
August 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Getting recruited to an owcs team but they see I brought my girlfriend to support me and ban me for performance enhancing drugs (being gay and taking estrogen)
August 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM