@remylove.bsky.social
“Hung Jury” is sooooooo funny to me. I’m never not imagining that everyone on the jury has monstrous cocks!!!
August 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“Hung Jury” is sooooooo funny to me. I’m never not imagining that everyone on the jury has monstrous cocks!!!
Why do I have to work. All I wanna do is watch girls with glass skin put on a dewy liquid foundation. Like come on
May 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Why do I have to work. All I wanna do is watch girls with glass skin put on a dewy liquid foundation. Like come on
It’s actually so crazy that farts trapped in my stomach can cause so much pain I nearly faint or puke. What the FUUUUCKCKKKK
May 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It’s actually so crazy that farts trapped in my stomach can cause so much pain I nearly faint or puke. What the FUUUUCKCKKKK
Saw someone post about it being the “first no nap day” and I was like “ugh I need to do that” forgot they have a literal baby
April 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Saw someone post about it being the “first no nap day” and I was like “ugh I need to do that” forgot they have a literal baby
I think way too often about how I’m gonna explain to my kids why they can’t say fuck. “That’s a bad word” “why” I don’t fuckin know !!
March 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I think way too often about how I’m gonna explain to my kids why they can’t say fuck. “That’s a bad word” “why” I don’t fuckin know !!
I feel like I go full ARFID a few times every year. Can’t really figure out what I want to eat but most of it sounds real nasty to me
March 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I feel like I go full ARFID a few times every year. Can’t really figure out what I want to eat but most of it sounds real nasty to me
Peloton calling rides where you stay in the saddle the entire time “low impact”…. Tell that to my VAGINA!!!!!!!!
March 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Peloton calling rides where you stay in the saddle the entire time “low impact”…. Tell that to my VAGINA!!!!!!!!
My pharmacy HATES to see me coming (calling and asking when they’re gonna close so I can come at the last possible minute)
February 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My pharmacy HATES to see me coming (calling and asking when they’re gonna close so I can come at the last possible minute)
Ah yes now that my Daily Tasks are complete it’s time to go on my phone and watch several teenagers show me all their empty containers for fun
February 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Ah yes now that my Daily Tasks are complete it’s time to go on my phone and watch several teenagers show me all their empty containers for fun
No one likes my tweets so I’m HERE….. where I can just blame it on this app instead !!!!!!!
February 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
No one likes my tweets so I’m HERE….. where I can just blame it on this app instead !!!!!!!
Could I potentially go viral in a monetizable way on this app for being dumb & funny ? No right
February 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Could I potentially go viral in a monetizable way on this app for being dumb & funny ? No right